Corporate VPN tries to be your sketchy 3am friend, fails spectacularly

A VPN company attempting to court the perpetually-online demographic by winking at the conspiracy theorist within all of us. The implication is that you're definitely up to something weird at 3am and they're here to keep your digital sins anonymous—which is both the actual value proposition and an embarrassingly transparent attempt at edgy marketing. It's the corporate equivalent of a dad in a backwards cap trying to befriend his kid's friends.