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Jack Dorsey's "it was the AI" arc speedrun
A shirtless man with a full beard stands in a wide-legged stance in front of a fire in what appears to be a rural or construction setting. The image is used as a meme to humorously suggest Jack Dorsey blaming mass layoffs on artificial intelligence rather than taking personal responsibility. Extra...
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McDonald's aesthetic meets weed branding, construction workers love this one weird trick
A fake advertisement comparing cannabis (Rollz brand) to alcohol as a post-work relaxation method for construction workers. The ad uses retro McDonald's-inspired branding, cheerful graphics, and family-friendly aesthetics to market what appears to be cannabis products, complete with smiley faces, st...
When the promotional burger is larger than workplace safety regulations
We spent money on gradients, please validate us bro
A desperate corporate appeal meme featuring a colorful gradient logo and a blurred purple background. The text pleads with users to try an AI feature, using casual 'bro' language and admitting they spent significant money on it. The gradient design is sarcastically presented as proof of its AI capab...
Fussy deodorant apologizes for converting deodorant skeptics (they didn't)
A chaotic compilation of three unrelated TikTok-style reels stacked above a hilariously misplaced deodorant product ad. The top reel shows someone with dramatic makeup in an apartment garden setup, the middle features animals mid-fight with mom-recording anxiety, and the right shows an anxious perso...
OnlyFans introduces 'Pay-a-dude' because monetizing awkwardness needed a rebrand
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Your 2025 personality is now defined by expensive fake meat on toast
A marketing advertisement for vegan plant-based steak crostinis featuring hands passing around a platter of appetizers. The design uses an aggressive orange background with bold typography, multiple call-to-action buttons, and badges claiming #1 pick status. The imagery juxtaposes luxury dining pres...
When your PowerPoint betrays you mid-speech
A man in a white button-up shirt speaks passionately against a blue background, with an animated cartoon character partially visible on the right side of the frame. The composition suggests this is from a presentation, interview, or public speaking event, creating an awkward juxtaposition between th...
McDonald's proves AI can destroy Christmas faster than Coca-Cola
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1/3 of workers too anxious to shit at work, survey confirms
Surveys show that a third of employees are scared to poop on the job, and nearly one in five βrefuseβ to entirely.
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google shill celebrates vaporware with unearned enthusiasm
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