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Corporate VPN tries to be your sketchy 3am friend, fails spectacularly
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A VPN company attempting to court the perpetually-online demographic by winking at the conspiracy theorist within all of us. The implication is that you're definitely up to something weird at 3am and they're here to keep your digital sins anonymousβwhich is both the actual value proposition and an e...
Supercool wants to harvest your ideas and turn them into soulless content slop
A stark, high-contrast poster in black, white, and electric blue featuring a silhouetted audience of people sitting in theater seats, bathed in an ominous blue spotlight emanating from above. The theatrical setting is framed by dramatic geometric patterns and angular designs suggesting a dystopian o...
Palantir's evil cry for surveillance acceptance hits different
jerk off app meets fish van drug cartel, eels included
A split-screen image showing a sponsored ad for a masturbation instruction app on the left, and an unhinged chat conversation on the right about loading drugs and eels into a fish van. The juxtaposition creates accidental dark comedy between corporate wellness marketing and what appears to be a disc...
CEO blames mom's manners for burger disaster, corporate accountability in shambles
A man in business attire speaks at a presentation with a McDonald's branded display behind him. The headline below suggests a satirical news story about a CEO attributing an awkward moment to his mother's etiquette training. This appears to be a fabricated meme combining a corporate presentation sce...
Jesus drops the ultimate whistleblower album, suits lose minds
VP discovered crypto, CTO discovered anxiety
A Twitter post by Trung Phan featuring a meme video screenshot showing a man with a suspicious, uncomfortable expression. The joke plays on corporate jargon and cryptocurrency culture, suggesting a VP of Sales has been using 'Token-maxxing' (likely a reference to cryptocurrency/AI token optimization...
Honduras retreat speedrun: bonding experience any% [FAILED]
A headline article about a failed corporate retreat paired with an image of an employee lying face-down in sand on a beach, appearing distressed or exhausted. The contrast between the clickbait headline and the candid, unflattering photo creates dark humor about workplace culture and team-building d...
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humans touching robots = new sexuality, apparently. touch grass instead
Anthropic's chill villain arc: casually automating jobs with a crown
A satirical political cartoon depicting an AI character wearing a crown and sash labeled 'ANTHROPIC REVEAL' standing at a podium. The cartoon shows various jobs being automated (copywriting, customer service, warehouse picking) with robots and humans displaced, while the central AI character smirks ...
Sam Altman horny-posts about war machine, gets ratio'd by journalist
A screenshot of two Twitter posts in dark mode showing a heated exchange. Carole Cadwallader criticizes news organizations for syndication deals, accusing them of supporting Trump's 'illegal war machine.' Below, Sam Altman announces an agreement with the Department of War to deploy AI models. Cadwal...
Jack Dorsey's "it was the AI" arc speedrun
McDonald's aesthetic meets weed branding, construction workers love this one weird trick
A fake advertisement comparing cannabis (Rollz brand) to alcohol as a post-work relaxation method for construction workers. The ad uses retro McDonald's-inspired branding, cheerful graphics, and family-friendly aesthetics to market what appears to be cannabis products, complete with smiley faces, st...
When the promotional burger is larger than workplace safety regulations
A fast food restaurant scene where employees in red uniforms and caps are struggling to hold up an oversized novelty hamburger prop above their heads while a customer sits at a table in the foreground. The burger display features a giant sesame seed bun, oversized patties, cheese, lettuce, and tomat...
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Fussy deodorant apologizes for converting deodorant skeptics (they didn't)
A chaotic compilation of three unrelated TikTok-style reels stacked above a hilariously misplaced deodorant product ad. The top reel shows someone with dramatic makeup in an apartment garden setup, the middle features animals mid-fight with mom-recording anxiety, and the right shows an anxious perso...
OnlyFans introduces 'Pay-a-dude' because monetizing awkwardness needed a rebrand
SLOP+ By Brian Roemmele (via @wttp3)
The new OnlyF@ns creator platform. It has a new setting called: Pay-a-dude.
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When your PowerPoint betrays you mid-speech
A man in a white button-up shirt speaks passionately against a blue background, with an animated cartoon character partially visible on the right side of the frame. The composition suggests this is from a presentation, interview, or public speaking event, creating an awkward juxtaposition between th...
McDonald's proves AI can destroy Christmas faster than Coca-Cola
SLOP+ By 80 LEVEL (via @wttp3)
McDonald's has unveiled its own AI-generated Christmas ad that somehow looks even worse than Coca-Cola's. Terrible AI visuals? Check. Horrible messaging? Check. A like-to-dislike ratio that says it all? Oh, you better believe that's a check: https:// 80.lv/articles/mcdon ald-s-unveils-an-ai-gener...
1/3 of workers too anxious to shit at work, survey confirms
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google shill celebrates vaporware with unearned enthusiasm
SLOP+ By Steven Heidel (via @wttp3)
congrats to google on the launch of gemini 3!