Monster dates bad, actually (sponsored by panic journalism)

Someone invented an entire dating phenomenon called 'Frankensteining' and paired it with a lime-green Frankenstein wearing sunglasses to make it sound urgent and trendy. The entire premise is fabricated clickbait designed to trigger relationship anxiety in people who probably already doom-scroll enough. This is what happens when content creators run out of actual trends and start manifesting them into existence through sheer desperation and neon color theory.