Apple can monitor your heart but not your ass, apparently

A complaint letter formatted as a meme, written by someone named Noan Juan from Upper Llandwrog, expressing frustration that smartwatches can detect heartbeats but cannot distinguish between different types of flatulence. The author recounts an embarrassing incident at a lunch with their mother, humorously criticizing Apple for this technological oversight. Extracted text: HOW come there are watches these days that can tell your heartbeat, but I can't tell whether you've got a high velocity fart or just a squeaker brewing up? My mother was very upset at a recent lunch event. I thought was a silent but deadly sniff burst. Come on, Apple, sort it out. Noan Juan Upper Llandwrog