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Pope discovers priests have been outsourcing faith to language models
A meme featuring Pope John Paul II in white vestments against an orange/warm-toned background with other religious figures blurred behind him. The image uses a photoshopped/edited style to make the Pope's expression appear knowing and slightly smug. The caption sarcastically frames a hypothetical sc...
Local man speedruns becoming first AI defamation victim
A satirical post from The Times and T (likely The Times and Technology) featuring a headshot of a smiling man with reddish-blonde hair and beard. The post humorously claims Scott Shambaugh became the first person defamed by a rogue AI agent, with a caption joking that 'my internet troll turned out t...
AI data centers now weaponized odor, victims silenced by smell
SLOP+ By Ω (via @wttp3)
Mind you this is what ai is doing to peoples homes. Some cant even let fresh air in bc the smell from the data centers is so bad. But yeah go say its creative
Best devs haven't coded in 2 months, what could go wrong
ChatGPT didn't do this but the headline sure did something to someone
A close-up shot of a bald man with heavily darkened eye makeup staring intensely at the camera with an unsettling expression. The image is captioned with a sensational claim about ChatGPT allegedly convincing someone with psychosis of delusional beliefs. The LAD Bible watermark indicates this is fro...
AI threatens OnlyFans, industry stars hit the red carpet in desperation
A satirical article headline paired with an image of two people posing in front of large red letters at what appears to be an adult entertainment industry event. The juxtaposition of the earnest headline about AI disruption with the glamorous red-carpet style photo creates absurdist commentary on th...
AI broke his brain, very demure, very mindful
Concerned journalist discovers AI exists, demands govt intervention immediately
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Increasing discomfort: AI and social media need new norms of regulation The Grok controversy shows how fast-moving AI is outpacing laws, forcing governments to rethink how to curb explicit content without undermining free speech AI can be used to generate images of generically realistic individual...
MPs weaponizing ChatGPT to destroy democracy, probably
SLOP+ By Sam Coates Sky (via @wttp3)
EXCLUSIVE: Government sources say MPs are using AI to overload departments with questions, diverting resources and wasting public money We reveal written questions *doubled* last year, compared to 2024 Film by @JoeCookJ
Stay healthy or die by AI-trained incompetence: a 1917 mood
