Cocaine Anonymous success story but make it a LinkedIn sales funnel

A self-styled neuropsychological expert peddles a patient success story (suspiciously named Steve) to hook desperate people into DM-based consultation sales. The whole thing screams motivational coach who read one book about ADHD and decided cocaine addiction is just an untreated executive dysfunction problem. Peak 2026 wellness grift energy: weaponizing trauma recovery narratives as lead magnets while name-dropping "neuropsychological approach" without actually explaining anything.