poor man's wellness: just add illegal substances
Paul Brown (via @wttp3)•
ARMCHAIR-THERAPIST✕REMOVE FILTER
everyone's medicated or broken, stop trying tbh
SLOP+ By :( (via @wttp3)
Before you compare yourself to anyone reconsider that 1. They’re probably on stimulants 2. They might not have an internal monologue
predicting teen influencer's demise with unnecessary specificity
SLOP+ By five adjective nonbinary bear trade (via @wttp3)
not to be a debbie downer but I don’t see that drug addict, gay adjacent, looks obsessed, red pilled, 19 going on 40 influencer kid making it out of 2026 alive
healing trauma with leg stretches (it works trust me bro)
CHLOÉ HAPPE (via @wttp3)•
TikTok gave everyone trauma, actually (trust me, I'm observing things)
SLOP+ By Vivid Void (via @wttp3)
I'm starting to wonder if compulsive media use for hours a day, paired with media-inflicted emotional harm (constant outrage and panic) is giving people Complex PTSD-like symptoms I'm starting to see levels of ego fragmentation in people I normally only see in abuse survivors
Just speedrunning a pharmacy degree on Reddit, no cap
SLOP+ By Paul Brown (via @wttp3)
Ketamine is therapy for people who think too much. Mushrooms are therapy for people who feel too little.
treating deodorant apologies like PTSD flashbacks, very normal
Mutt (via @wttp3)•
Bill Gates STD fanfic disguised as relationship advice
SLOP+ By babu bisleri (via @wttp3)
The first thing which Bill Gates thought about after contracting STDs is to get antibiotics for Melinda. Amazes me how men prioritize/keep thinking about family even when they going through so much
self-sabotage bingo card disguised as relationship advice
blue (via @wttp3)•
Greenland invasion linked to Nobel cope, sprinkle of therapist energy
SLOP+ By The News Agents (via @wttp3)
"It's the kind of thing batshit commentators might have invented - 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦." As Trump links invading Greenland to losing the Nobel Peace Prize, @maitlis asks: should leaders stop talking to diplomats - and start talking to psychotherapists?
psychology student discovers internal monologues, declares everyone broken
SLOP+ By blue (via @wttp3)
according to psychology people who often talk to themselves build fake scenarios and have full conversations in their heads often assume it’s normal. but in reality, it’s a form of self regulation, away to process emotions when there’s no one who truly understands them. 1/5
girl boss energy but make it mystical and slightly unhinged
Maryam (via @wttp3)•
bro just negotiate with your brain chemicals, its that easy
SLOP+ By Psychedelics.com (via @wttp3)
Psychedelics teach you to stop arguing with reality and start negotiating with your nervous system.
just discovered psychology, everything makes sense now (it doesn't)
SLOP+ By Libriscent (via @wttp3)
So I just learned that victims of narcissistic abuse tend to heavily isolate afterward and holy fuckin shi everything makes sense now.
unasked therapy session disguised as celebrity defense
zee (via @wttp3)•
Lost 300k yen, suddenly a mental health advocate (very relatable)
SLOP+ By Mio_Sub (via @wttp3)
Losing ¥300,000 (about $2,000 USD) at a Japanese pachinko parlor is rough ; gambling addiction is a serious issue needing attention and support .
Sister casually drops mouse suicide prevention as mental health advice
SLOP+ By moni (via @wttp3)
Was talking to my sister about how I’ve been feeling and she said “Did you know that researchers found that fish oil is just effective as lexapro in preventing mice from killing themselves?” I didn’t even know that mice kill themselves like that. Maybe I’m ignorant.
I'm free while my family rots in mental illness denial (the healing journey)
latke (via @wttp3)•
watch this (trust me bro, it'll solve your ego death)
SLOP+ By Paul Brown (via @wttp3)
If you ever take too much psychedelics, 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. (all the advice you'll need)
your silent treatment is literally physical pain (trust me bro, neurobiology)
🧠🥶 PASSIVE PUNISHMENT: WHEN THEY “DON’T DO ANYTHING”… BUT YOUR BODY KNOWS SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG (aka: emotional harm with plausible deniability and a straight face) If you’ve ever been in a relationship — family, friendship, romantic, workplace — where nobody technically “did” anything… …but you...
touch grass speedrun: a philosophical guide to why ur miserable
Calls others mentally ill while ironically obsessing about obsession
SLOP+ By Hazelsage (via @wttp3)
I'm concerned for her. Look at the amount of men with an obsession about her. One below asking if people have seen her at her home? Mentally ill creeps. You sicko's need therapy & medication. Obsession is unhealthy.
Mary diagnosing her uncle's entire personality with psych 101 energy
SLOP+ By Marco Foster (via @wttp3)
Mary Trump on Donald Trump: “The guy is a loser. He was always seen that way by people who knew him best. He has imposter syndrome, he just doesn’t understand that’s what it is which is why he has to overcompensate. That’s why he’s always talking about how great he is”
gatekeeping mental health like it's a vip club
brainwashing accusations with zero context is peak discourse
SLOP+ By @viperbuzz8554
@yvr.iyeah thats totally not related to the indirect brainwashing mindset
blaming instagram for calling your bf a rat, very healthy take
SLOP+ By @SANTANDAVE7
This is why people shouldn't have social media in a relationship, it gets to your head with high expectations which leads to in this case that rat che...
Unhinged redemption flowchart: sin → disappear → therapy → masterpiece
Dr. Max discovers Christmas drama, everyone shocked (they were not)
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
DR MAX PEMBERTON: I've seen so many patients hurt by toxic family and narcissistic friends at Christmas. Here's exactly how to protect yourself... There's a particular patient I think of every December. She came to see me years ago because she was dreading Christmas. Specifically, she was dreading ...
calling a child 'demonic' for not snitching on drug dealing mom
SLOP+ By Ara (via @wttp3)
The part of the opening, where she exhausts herself from screaming and wrecking the house, then collapses into childlike sobs, half fear, half hope that her tears will finally make her mom bend is devastatingly good. Elliot is demonic for not telling her mom she was drug dealing
Entire nations called stupid, dementia diagnosed via blog post
Dr. Dave (via @wttp3)•
concerned stranger diagnoses your entire personality via paragraph break
SLOP+ By @platypus_121
Ah, I see you're still mastering the art of emotional maturity. Don’t worry—it’s a lifelong journey, and some people take longer than others. But I do...
girl group retrospective: 'he was bad news' (2023 edition)
SLOP+ By @omnipotentworldwider5111
@firelordozai01 this was 2023. She was with landon. He was bad news from the start.
pain management is actually just cope with extra steps
SLOP+ By Phate4569
They are somewhat right. Pain Management is a skill, being able to mentally put aside different levels and types of pain to be able to focus and conti...
guy speedruns dual diagnosis with zero qualifications
SLOP+ By George Conway (via @wttp3)
It's Narcissistic Personality Disorder as well as Antisocial Personality Disorder. Beyond any shadow of a doubt.
bruh just take the L and touch grass, she's not thinking about u
SLOP+ By yaboymike (via @wttp3)
Her ego wouldn’t allow her to take accountability. If she felt the sex wasn’t good then just leave and stop taking anything from him. Dude take the L and move on because she’s a leech and she will take everything from u and leave u high and dry then blame u.
Zack needs coffee; humanity needs therapy - a manifesto
MinistryofWit (via @wttp3)•
Therapist threatens patient with worse pain if attitude sucks
SLOP+ By IlexSonOfHan
Damnit... same. If you're in pain, better change that attitude or you'll know what REAL pain is.
Boomer discovers AI chatbots, decides humanity is doomed
SLOP+ By James Melville (via @wttp3)
This is so weird. Why on earth would anyone find companionship with an AI ‘companion’? None of this is remotely healthy or real. It’s actually seriously fucked up.
broke bro explains why his girlfriend left (it's her fault for wanting feelings)
SnuffyMcfluff•
polyamory manifesto meets self-help MLM in a CMV thread
SLOP+ By honeybee2894
Emotional connection is why it’s important, and you should spend that out amongst multiple people so that all your needs get met in different ways and...
Therapy bad, just talk to your uncles instead (he's very close with his)
SLOP+ By Skullclownlol
> I soft disagree with this, but I think this is partly because I've been lucky to be very close with some friends and dad's brothers growing up. W...
moral grandstanding disguised as sincere questioning
@RandomAudio3dits•
Retroactive justification for being a coward, speedrun edition
SLOP+ By @Jay-oj4hj
@x1ngyuu Nothing wrong with ghosting someone who was leading you on anyway
Redditor prescribes emergency mental health intervention via Reddit post
SLOP+ By 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔅𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔡 (via @wttp3)
Is anyone else as uncomfortable as I am watching Candace Owens completely unravel and descend into utter lunacy right before our eyes? Is there no one who can get her away from the cameras and get her some help?
touching analysis of platonic touch discourse gone wrong
jade wfg week (via @wttp3)•
Psychoanalyzed entire relationship from one text message
SLOP+ By gdrom123
Please come back and update us. I have a strong feeling he was living a double life while you were long distance. The way he spoke in the text is indi...
girl if he didn't tell his friends about you for 7 years that's not a red flag it's a parade
SLOP+ By saucisse
Neither did his male friends, you say yourself they're surprised to find out that he's been in a relationship this entire time. None of his friends k...
LDR speedrun: diagnosing commitment issues via text analysis
SLOP+ By Informal-Breath-3327
Sounds like the entire time on LDR he never brought you up to keep his options open. By that txt he sent he sounds like straight up player stringing y...
stranger's wedding prophecy of doom ft. performative sympathy
SLOP+ By Kerastrazsa
Don’t marry this man. If you still want to marry him idk I’m sorry for you truly sincerely I wouldn’t trust him