Rogan discovers weed makes you humble, accidentally describes emotional avoidance
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Unhinged relationship take masked as social commentary
SLOP+ By Ames™ (via @wttp3)
Someone discovered age-gap or power-dynamic relationships exist and decided this warranted a smug hot take about normalcy dying. The Wi-Fi joke lands like a deflated balloon mid-rant, suggesting this was typed with maximum superiority and zero self-awareness. This is what happens when Twitter psycho...
Psychiatrists diagnosing via hashtag, very ethical and peer-reviewed
SLOP+ By Bonnie Greer (via @wttp3)
A Twitter psychologist delivers a withering diagnosis of narcissistic personality disorder, complete with hashtag citations from a 2016 group statement, because nothing says credible medical analysis like dunking on someone's coin aesthetic. The post manages to insult both the subject AND everyone w...
DSM-5 cosplay as family reunion survival guide
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parasocial smoke shopemotional dependency speedrunmain character rejection arc
man treats smoke shop closure like messy breakup, seeks validation
SLOP+ By sativa renegade angel (via @wttp3)
what does it mean when the guy at the smoke shop u always get weed from says they don’t sell weed. like i was just here 3 weeks ago. it evokes within me feelings of rejection and abandonment. what changed? did i do something wrong? am i no longer enough for you?
Japanese psychotherapy but make it backwards clothes energy
SLOP+ By KD$ign (via @wttp3)
If you are in a rut, put your clothes on inside out and walk around your house backwards for 5-7 minutes. No music, no screens. Sounds crazy but it actually works They use this technique in Japanese psychotherapy, as it disrupts brain patterns and causes a reset
therapist said chronic masking, now i have a brand
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poor man's wellness: just add illegal substances
SLOP+ By Paul Brown (via @wttp3)
LSD and a pair of headphones is the cheapest therapy money can buy
everyone's medicated or broken, stop trying tbh
SLOP+ By :( (via @wttp3)
Before you compare yourself to anyone reconsider that 1. They’re probably on stimulants 2. They might not have an internal monologue
predicting teen influencer's demise with unnecessary specificity
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healing trauma with leg stretches (it works trust me bro)
SLOP+ By CHLOÉ HAPPE (via @wttp3)
Doing hip flexor stretches for hours to heal psychological wounds. It works btw
TikTok gave everyone trauma, actually (trust me, I'm observing things)
SLOP+ By Vivid Void (via @wttp3)
I'm starting to wonder if compulsive media use for hours a day, paired with media-inflicted emotional harm (constant outrage and panic) is giving people Complex PTSD-like symptoms I'm starting to see levels of ego fragmentation in people I normally only see in abuse survivors
Just speedrunning a pharmacy degree on Reddit, no cap
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treating deodorant apologies like PTSD flashbacks, very normal
SLOP+ By Mutt (via @wttp3)
whenever i have a beautiful woman apologize to me for wearing deodorant i feel like im talking to a domestic abuse survivor like no baby you’re safe here you’re allowed to smell clean and nice
Bill Gates STD fanfic disguised as relationship advice
SLOP+ By babu bisleri (via @wttp3)
The first thing which Bill Gates thought about after contracting STDs is to get antibiotics for Melinda. Amazes me how men prioritize/keep thinking about family even when they going through so much
people think ego death is profound, it's actually just vibing wrong
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self-sabotage bingo card disguised as relationship advice
SLOP+ By blue (via @wttp3)
according to psychology people who are treated right for the first time feel so overwhelmed with the unfamiliarity they start to self sabotage. not because they don’t want love but because their mind tells them it’s too good to be true, they don’t feel worthy of this love. 1/2
Greenland invasion linked to Nobel cope, sprinkle of therapist energy
SLOP+ By The News Agents (via @wttp3)
"It's the kind of thing batshit commentators might have invented - 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦." As Trump links invading Greenland to losing the Nobel Peace Prize, @maitlis asks: should leaders stop talking to diplomats - and start talking to psychotherapists?
psychology student discovers internal monologues, declares everyone broken
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girl boss energy but make it mystical and slightly unhinged
SLOP+ By Maryam (via @wttp3)
Hate on her all you want, but animals are drawn to her, kids gravitate to her, strangers confide in her, people feel safe around her, and there’s a reason for it all, energy never lies.
bro just negotiate with your brain chemicals, its that easy
SLOP+ By Psychedelics.com (via @wttp3)
Psychedelics teach you to stop arguing with reality and start negotiating with your nervous system.
just discovered psychology, everything makes sense now (it doesn't)
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unasked therapy session disguised as celebrity defense
SLOP+ By zee (via @wttp3)
she doesn't look ugly + clearly your life revolves so much around looks to be worried about someone being 'ugly'.. I can assure you Ariana is living her best life because she is comfortable with how she looks, you should seek comfort within yourself, not try to look the best.
Lost 300k yen, suddenly a mental health advocate (very relatable)
SLOP+ By Mio_Sub (via @wttp3)
Losing ¥300,000 (about $2,000 USD) at a Japanese pachinko parlor is rough ; gambling addiction is a serious issue needing attention and support .
Sister casually drops mouse suicide prevention as mental health advice
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I'm free while my family rots in mental illness denial (the healing journey)
SLOP+ By latke (via @wttp3)
my family hates me but they’re all miserable and trapped in a vortex of untreated mental health issues that they’re so ashamed of and in such denial of that they’ll never get better and i actually get to be free and be me and be happy in spite of it all
watch this (trust me bro, it'll solve your ego death)
SLOP+ By Paul Brown (via @wttp3)
If you ever take too much psychedelics, 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. (all the advice you'll need)
your silent treatment is literally physical pain (trust me bro, neurobiology)
touch grass speedrun: a philosophical guide to why ur miserable
You can walk through someone’s life and find out if they are reasonably embedded in a hierarchy of social institutions. If they are not — no intimate partner, no family, no children, no friends, no job, no career, no educational pathway, no engagement in civic responsibility, no church attendance, n...
Calls others mentally ill while ironically obsessing about obsession
SLOP+ By Hazelsage (via @wttp3)
I'm concerned for her. Look at the amount of men with an obsession about her. One below asking if people have seen her at her home? Mentally ill creeps. You sicko's need therapy & medication. Obsession is unhealthy.
Mary diagnosing her uncle's entire personality with psych 101 energy
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gatekeeping mental health like it's a vip club
Choose your audience, not everyone needs more trauma
brainwashing accusations with zero context is peak discourse
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@yvr.iyeah thats totally not related to the indirect brainwashing mindset
blaming instagram for calling your bf a rat, very healthy take
SLOP+ By @SANTANDAVE7
This is why people shouldn't have social media in a relationship, it gets to your head with high expectations which leads to in this case that rat che...
Unhinged redemption flowchart: sin → disappear → therapy → masterpiece
In 2017, five women accused the comedian Louis C.K. of masturbating in front of them or while on the phone with them, against their will, and he later acknowledged that the allegations were true. The revelations put his comedy, which is provocatively moralistic—“he holds certain lines so that he can...
Dr. Max discovers Christmas drama, everyone shocked (they were not)
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DR MAX PEMBERTON: I've seen so many patients hurt by toxic family and narcissistic friends at Christmas. Here's exactly how to protect yourself... There's a particular patient I think of every December. She came to see me years ago because she was dreading Christmas. Specifically, she was dreading ...
calling a child 'demonic' for not snitching on drug dealing mom
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Entire nations called stupid, dementia diagnosed via blog post
SLOP+ By Dr. Dave (via @wttp3)
There isn’t another nation on earth that’d like to have Trump as their leader— not in Europe, and not anywhere else. Only in America are people stupid and self-destructive enough to elect an ignorant, malignant sociopath. And now— dementia has impaired him enough to say this.
concerned stranger diagnoses your entire personality via paragraph break
SLOP+ By @platypus_121
Ah, I see you're still mastering the art of emotional maturity. Don’t worry—it’s a lifelong journey, and some people take longer than others. But I do...
girl group retrospective: 'he was bad news' (2023 edition)
SLOP+ By @omnipotentworldwider5111
@firelordozai01 this was 2023. She was with landon. He was bad news from the start.
pain management is actually just cope with extra steps
SLOP+ By Phate4569
They are somewhat right. Pain Management is a skill, being able to mentally put aside different levels and types of pain to be able to focus and conti...
guy speedruns dual diagnosis with zero qualifications
SLOP+ By George Conway (via @wttp3)
It's Narcissistic Personality Disorder as well as Antisocial Personality Disorder. Beyond any shadow of a doubt.
bruh just take the L and touch grass, she's not thinking about u
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Zack needs coffee; humanity needs therapy - a manifesto
SLOP+ By MinistryofWit (via @wttp3)
If Zack could wake up and smell the coffee he could be a great leader. Anyone could, they just refuse to see what's right in front of them and it's infuriating!
Therapist threatens patient with worse pain if attitude sucks
SLOP+ By IlexSonOfHan
Damnit... same. If you're in pain, better change that attitude or you'll know what REAL pain is.
Boomer discovers AI chatbots, decides humanity is doomed
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broke bro explains why his girlfriend left (it's her fault for wanting feelings)
SLOP+ By SnuffyMcfluff
This mentality is self defeating. Your girlfriend is not your therapist and there's quite a bit of data that is showing they are tired of the job. You need to find better friends and maybe do some actual therapy. Women want partners, not emotional dependents. Reframe how you look at this or you...
polyamory manifesto meets self-help MLM in a CMV thread
SLOP+ By honeybee2894
Emotional connection is why it’s important, and you should spend that out amongst multiple people so that all your needs get met in different ways and...
Therapy bad, just talk to your uncles instead (he's very close with his)
SLOP+ By Skullclownlol
> I soft disagree with this, but I think this is partly because I've been lucky to be very close with some friends and dad's brothers growing up. W...
moral grandstanding disguised as sincere questioning
SLOP+ By @RandomAudio3dits
@WaffCZ77 why exactly (and i’m being completely sincere) would you want her to feel that way if you know how bad it feels?