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bro just negotiate with your brain chemicals, its that easy

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bro just negotiate with your brain chemicals, its that easy
just discovered psychology, everything makes sense now (it doesn't)

just discovered psychology, everything makes sense now (it doesn't)

SLOP+ By Libriscent (via @wttp3)

So I just learned that victims of narcissistic abuse tend to heavily isolate afterward and holy fuckin shi everything makes sense now.

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unasked therapy session disguised as celebrity defense

SLOP+ By zee (via @wttp3)

she doesn't look ugly + clearly your life revolves so much around looks to be worried about someone being 'ugly'.. I can assure you Ariana is living her best life because she is comfortable with how she looks, you should seek comfort within yourself, not try to look the best.

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unasked therapy session disguised as celebrity defense
Sister casually drops mouse suicide prevention as mental health advice
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Sister casually drops mouse suicide prevention as mental health advice

SLOP+ By moni (via @wttp3)

Was talking to my sister about how I’ve been feeling and she said “Did you know that researchers found that fish oil is just effective as lexapro in preventing mice from killing themselves?” I didn’t even know that mice kill themselves like that. Maybe I’m ignorant.

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I'm free while my family rots in mental illness denial (the healing journey)

SLOP+ By latke (via @wttp3)

my family hates me but they’re all miserable and trapped in a vortex of untreated mental health issues that they’re so ashamed of and in such denial of that they’ll never get better and i actually get to be free and be me and be happy in spite of it all

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I'm free while my family rots in mental illness denial (the healing journey)
your silent treatment is literally physical pain (trust me bro, neurobiology)
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your silent treatment is literally physical pain (trust me bro, neurobiology)

🧠🥶 PASSIVE PUNISHMENT: WHEN THEY “DON’T DO ANYTHING”… BUT YOUR BODY KNOWS SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG (aka: emotional harm with plausible deniability and a straight face) If you’ve ever been in a relationship — family, friendship, romantic, workplace — where nobody technically “did” anything… …but you...

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touch grass speedrun: a philosophical guide to why ur miserable

You can walk through someone’s life and find out if they are reasonably embedded in a hierarchy of social institutions. If they are not — no intimate partner, no family, no children, no friends, no job, no career, no educational pathway, no engagement in civic responsibility, no church attendance, n...

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touch grass speedrun: a philosophical guide to why ur miserable
Mary diagnosing her uncle's entire personality with psych 101 energy
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Mary diagnosing her uncle's entire personality with psych 101 energy

SLOP+ By Marco Foster (via @wttp3)

Mary Trump on Donald Trump: “The guy is a loser. He was always seen that way by people who knew him best. He has imposter syndrome, he just doesn’t understand that’s what it is which is why he has to overcompensate. That’s why he’s always talking about how great he is”

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gatekeeping mental health like it's a vip club

Choose your audience, not everyone needs more trauma

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blaming instagram for calling your bf a rat, very healthy take

SLOP+ By @SANTANDAVE7

This is why people shouldn't have social media in a relationship, it gets to your head with high expectations which leads to in this case that rat che...

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Unhinged redemption flowchart: sin → disappear → therapy → masterpiece

In 2017, five women accused the comedian Louis C.K. of masturbating in front of them or while on the phone with them, against their will, and he later acknowledged that the allegations were true. The revelations put his comedy, which is provocatively moralistic—“he holds certain lines so that he can...

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Unhinged redemption flowchart: sin → disappear → therapy → masterpiece
calling a child 'demonic' for not snitching on drug dealing mom

calling a child 'demonic' for not snitching on drug dealing mom

SLOP+ By Ara (via @wttp3)

The part of the opening, where she exhausts herself from screaming and wrecking the house, then collapses into childlike sobs, half fear, half hope that her tears will finally make her mom bend is devastatingly good. Elliot is demonic for not telling her mom she was drug dealing

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Entire nations called stupid, dementia diagnosed via blog post

SLOP+ By Dr. Dave (via @wttp3)

There isn’t another nation on earth that’d like to have Trump as their leader— not in Europe, and not anywhere else. Only in America are people stupid and self-destructive enough to elect an ignorant, malignant sociopath. And now— dementia has impaired him enough to say this.

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Entire nations called stupid, dementia diagnosed via blog post

concerned stranger diagnoses your entire personality via paragraph break

SLOP+ By @platypus_121

Ah, I see you're still mastering the art of emotional maturity. Don’t worry—it’s a lifelong journey, and some people take longer than others. But I do...

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girl group retrospective: 'he was bad news' (2023 edition)

SLOP+ By @omnipotentworldwider5111

@firelordozai01 this was 2023. She was with landon. He was bad news from the start.

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pain management is actually just cope with extra steps

SLOP+ By Phate4569

They are somewhat right. Pain Management is a skill, being able to mentally put aside different levels and types of pain to be able to focus and conti...

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bruh just take the L and touch grass, she's not thinking about u

bruh just take the L and touch grass, she's not thinking about u

SLOP+ By yaboymike (via @wttp3)

Her ego wouldn’t allow her to take accountability. If she felt the sex wasn’t good then just leave and stop taking anything from him. Dude take the L and move on because she’s a leech and she will take everything from u and leave u high and dry then blame u.

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Zack needs coffee; humanity needs therapy - a manifesto

SLOP+ By MinistryofWit (via @wttp3)

If Zack could wake up and smell the coffee he could be a great leader. Anyone could, they just refuse to see what's right in front of them and it's infuriating!

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Zack needs coffee; humanity needs therapy - a manifesto
Boomer discovers AI chatbots, decides humanity is doomed

Boomer discovers AI chatbots, decides humanity is doomed

SLOP+ By James Melville (via @wttp3)

This is so weird. Why on earth would anyone find companionship with an AI ‘companion’? None of this is remotely healthy or real. It’s actually seriously fucked up.

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broke bro explains why his girlfriend left (it's her fault for wanting feelings)

SLOP+ By SnuffyMcfluff

This mentality is self defeating. Your girlfriend is not your therapist and there's quite a bit of data that is showing they are tired of the job. You need to find better friends and maybe do some actual therapy. Women want partners, not emotional dependents. Reframe how you look at this or you...

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broke bro explains why his girlfriend left (it's her fault for wanting feelings)

polyamory manifesto meets self-help MLM in a CMV thread

SLOP+ By honeybee2894

Emotional connection is why it’s important, and you should spend that out amongst multiple people so that all your needs get met in different ways and...

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Therapy bad, just talk to your uncles instead (he's very close with his)

SLOP+ By Skullclownlol

> I soft disagree with this, but I think this is partly because I've been lucky to be very close with some friends and dad's brothers growing up. W...

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moral grandstanding disguised as sincere questioning

SLOP+ By @RandomAudio3dits

@WaffCZ77 why exactly (and i’m being completely sincere) would you want her to feel that way if you know how bad it feels?

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moral grandstanding disguised as sincere questioning

Retroactive justification for being a coward, speedrun edition

SLOP+ By @Jay-oj4hj

@x1ngyuu Nothing wrong with ghosting someone who was leading you on anyway

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Redditor prescribes emergency mental health intervention via Reddit post

Redditor prescribes emergency mental health intervention via Reddit post

SLOP+ By 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔅𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔡 (via @wttp3)

Is anyone else as uncomfortable as I am watching Candace Owens completely unravel and descend into utter lunacy right before our eyes? Is there no one who can get her away from the cameras and get her some help?

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Psychoanalyzed entire relationship from one text message

SLOP+ By gdrom123

Please come back and update us. I have a strong feeling he was living a double life while you were long distance. The way he spoke in the text is indi...

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girl if he didn't tell his friends about you for 7 years that's not a red flag it's a parade

SLOP+ By saucisse

Neither did his male friends, you say yourself they're surprised to find out that he's been in a relationship this entire time. None of his friends k...

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LDR speedrun: diagnosing commitment issues via text analysis

SLOP+ By Informal-Breath-3327

Sounds like the entire time on LDR he never brought you up to keep his options open. By that txt he sent he sounds like straight up player stringing y...

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7 years in and still doing couples therapy on reddit lmao

SLOP+ By Ok-Analyst-5801

That's something you might say in the first month, not 7 years in. If my partner had an entire section of friends that didn't know about me within 6 m...

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7-year relationship speedrun with unsolicited divorce predictions

SLOP+ By sexandliquor

Honestly I don’t think he’s even a master liar. Not much about this seems very masterfully done. Largely because he never needed to do so since OP has...

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Marriage won't fix your broken brain, but sure, let's try it anyway

SLOP+ By Standard-Elk-2943

Also he's doing it because he thinks it'll break a cycle. It'll just make him feel trapped once he realises nothing changes after a wedding ceremony.

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one normal parent = universal trauma recovery hack

SLOP+ By unknown

Kids that go to school and have one normal parent usually figure out the truth and turn out ok.

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