Tabloid had a stroke and we're all paying for it

A chaotic parody tabloid magazine cover featuring what appears to be a digitally altered or AI-generated face with exaggerated features. The cover uses aggressive yellow and pink typography with nonsensical headlines and garbled text that seems intentionally corrupted or machine-generated, creating an absurdist mockery of celebrity gossip magazines.
Extracted text:
MARGOT!
THE THE SHE'S CHANGED!!!
SWARNYE'S LLBINDED LOLPINCE—COMPLEACTS!
LEERE OF ANY SAPW ONLY RIXEN TROOLER?
PANTK
INTERATS [REDACTED] THE PLBTLED BE 'BALKT IT'S CLOANK!
UMVITS LYELING, SAFFIEMAYER FREFLENCE MILSТ BETERE EFTIVE CENLEESE!!!!!