casually commits insurance fraud via drone strike, boards jet

Was having lunch in Tehran earlier today Suddenly, the billionaire I was dining with was vaporized by a drone-deployed cruise missile I picked up the bill, left a 0% tip, and I strolled out of the restaurant Checking my bank account, I saw a $30 million deposit had just hit It was the payout for the life insurance policy I held on the billionaire Then I quickly boarded my private jet and departed for Dubai I love being the CEO of Palantir