Chomsky, Epstein, and Bill Barr's closet—a conspiracy speedrun

Someone's having a proper conspiratorial meltdown about Noam Chomsky allegedly being mates with Jeffrey Epstein, then immediately pivots to some bizarre tangent about a guy who didn't go to college becoming a high school teacher at a private school allegedly connected to Bill Barr's family. The whole thing cuts off mid-sentence like they either ran out of breath or their phone died, leaving you hanging on what was clearly supposed to be the smoking gun. Vibe: basement-dwelling conspiracy theorist who just discovered three Wikipedia rabbit holes and thinks they've cracked the case Key topics: Noam Chomsky and Jeffrey Epstein connection, Private school run by Bill Barr's family, High school teacher legitimacy crisis Transcript: People in Noam Chomsky. Who would have thought Noam Chomsky would be a friend of Jeffrey Epstein? But he called these people in as hiding for stuff that he was doing in plain sight, I think. I agree. He was trying to legitimize himself. You know, this is a, he's the typical... Yeah, he didn't go to college. He's the typical Arabesque, right? He gets to town. He wants to meet some people. He becomes a high school teacher at this school run, as it turns out, private school run by Bill Barr's Fulton family. Well,