Fox News but make it unhinged extraterrestrial conspiracy fever dream
CONSPIRACY-SOUPโREMOVE FILTER
three dictators walk into a flat earth, lizards selling weed
GLOBAL CHAOS ENGINE of fractured minds spills into the sky TRUMP-PUTIN-KIM FLAT-EARTHโs cold whispering lizard people CERTIFIED burn UNHINGED.CAFEโs quiet screams weED -pharmaceutics
Peak slop: where gains meet QAnon in Lovecraftian neon hell
A garish, neon-soaked pulp horror illustration featuring a muscular green alien/demon woman with a spiked crown and grotesque features, surrounded by skeletal zombies in a state of frenzy. The entire composition is overlaid with vintage newspaper clippings containing absurdist conspiracy headlines a...
trust no one's sound, especially not the lizards whispering flat earth propaganda
peak schizo energy meets random capitalization disorder
ILLUMI INATI chemcTrails II whisper NO LOGICH!! lIZARD peOpLEs sEcREt SOCIetIES FAKE MOON dangling
NWO word salad with phantom chemtrails and zero punctuation
NWO WOP WOP ILLUMINATI shadows secret mind flows --- Q-AON FLAGS CHEMTRALS D.O.I. hidden in plain
Epstein's secret hobby: celebrity cloning factory (very normal)
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Chomsky, Epstein, and Bill Barr's closetโa conspiracy speedrun
Someone's having a proper conspiratorial meltdown about Noam Chomsky allegedly being mates with Jeffrey Epstein, then immediately pivots to some bizarre tangent about a guy who didn't go to college becoming a high school teacher at a private school allegedly connected to Bill Barr's family. The whol...
bigfoot stealing wifi while nanobots colonize breakfast foods
CAKE flat earther, coherence.exe reboot, thoughts crumbs in night. Nanobot in toast, bigfoot eats my wifi frog, leak of yogurt trails.
shrimp-brained cosmic word salad with existential dread and avocado energy
Rothschild speedrun: threats + WWII = ???
SLOP+ By Jake Shields (via @wttp3)
As soon as Lex Wexner mentioned the Rothschild his attorney say we will fucking kill you if you As soon as Adolf Hitler arrested a Rothschild Englan...
Russian plumber toilet conspiracy meets tech support error messages
CHRONICALLY ONLINE LOL IN MY TRUE OF PROOF LOL IF OFF BUFFERING LOW BANDWIDTH LOW BATTERY Low on Data Storage? STREAM BUFFERING ? RUSSIAN PLUMBER PEE-GATE! DER UNFOUNDED SPECULATION BUFFERING INC. TOILET CONSPIRACY BUFFERING INC. BEWARE OF MEMES
Error 404: reality.exe has stopped responding, lizard people took the waffles
capitalism bad, communism bad, also Argentina monarchy(?), vomit emoji
the gay union, the communists, they are loosing , all of it, selling for years twice their oil, so the poor have to pay twice, the countries reserves of corruption, these are pure antisemites and if you join or fall on this, its your career, you might get some money to, they ruined every single hou...
fed up finance bro rage quits with unhinged silver conspiracy
SLOP+ By fejau (via @wttp3)
Wake up to absurd conspiracy theories involving standing repo facility being used to fund a margin call that JP Morgan had on silver and a bank went bankrupt last night and who knows what else. Good grief Yeah Iโm out see yโall in the new year enjoy the macro slop
every ideology fears different boogeyman, this guy fears all at once
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Threw darts at a conspiracy board, landed on all of them
SLOP+ By Inevitable Chris (via @wttp3)
Paedophile Jeffrey Epstein supported far-right activist Tommy Robinson and traded grotesque Holocaust โjokesโ in private emails now released by US law...