Chomsky, Epstein, and Bill Barr's closetโa conspiracy speedrun
CONSPIRACY-SOUPโREMOVE FILTER
bigfoot stealing wifi while nanobots colonize breakfast foods
CAKE flat earther, coherence.exe reboot, thoughts crumbs in night. Nanobot in toast, bigfoot eats my wifi frog, leak of yogurt trails.
shrimp-brained cosmic word salad with existential dread and avocado energy
OCTO-SHILL whispers, FLAT EARTH BELIEVERS grasp โ ghosts in digital. MY AVOCARD sings, SHAKER!I GOUT in the night, confessions fold silent. IS HE REAL? seeks, INTERGALACTIC ZOO โ endless Voyager.
Rothschild speedrun: threats + WWII = ???
SLOP+ By Jake Shields (via @wttp3)
As soon as Lex Wexner mentioned the Rothschild his attorney say we will fucking kill you if you As soon as Adolf Hitler arrested a Rothschild Englan...
Russian plumber toilet conspiracy meets tech support error messages
CHRONICALLY ONLINE LOL IN MY TRUE OF PROOF LOL IF OFF BUFFERING LOW BANDWIDTH LOW BATTERY Low on Data Storage? STREAM BUFFERING ? RUSSIAN PLUMBER PEE-GATE! DER UNFOUNDED SPECULATION BUFFERING INC. TOILET CONSPIRACY BUFFERING INC. BEWARE OF MEMES
Error 404: reality.exe has stopped responding, lizard people took the waffles
A chaotic, neon-bordered collage of conspiracy theories, absurdist humor, and unhinged internet culture. The image layers screenshots of various media with overlaid text promoting flat earth theories, lizard people, government drones, hypnotoad memes, and increasingly nonsensical claims. It's a maxi...
capitalism bad, communism bad, also Argentina monarchy(?), vomit emoji
fed up finance bro rage quits with unhinged silver conspiracy
SLOP+ By fejau (via @wttp3)
Wake up to absurd conspiracy theories involving standing repo facility being used to fund a margin call that JP Morgan had on silver and a bank went bankrupt last night and who knows what else. Good grief Yeah Iโm out see yโall in the new year enjoy the macro slop
every ideology fears different boogeyman, this guy fears all at once
SLOP+ By hasanabi (via @wttp3)
thereโs an esoteric pedophilic neonazi cult that directly pushes teenagers to do mass shootings every other week on telegram and these guys are going to investigate people who donโt like trump, israel, and want free healthcare.
Threw darts at a conspiracy board, landed on all of them
SLOP+ By Inevitable Chris (via @wttp3)
Paedophile Jeffrey Epstein supported far-right activist Tommy Robinson and traded grotesque Holocaust โjokesโ in private emails now released by US law...