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heir casually admits matricide, head shrinks like beetlejuice, no reptiles involved

By Mimi J (via @wttp3)
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heir casually admits matricide, head shrinks like beetlejuice, no reptiles involved
I once saw a shapeshifter and he wasn’t a reptile. I had a meeting w a guy who was an heir to a MAJOR shipping company and they told me they had killed his mother for the inheritance. They pushed her off a balcony I looked at him to confirm I heard him right and his head shrunk (in shame). Same human head, just got tiny. Like beetlejuice. I was sober and had to excuse myself bc wtf was that?! But he wasn’t a lizard.
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