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heir casually admits matricide, head shrinks like beetlejuice, no reptiles involved
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group chat discovers the most confusing wine bar/jazz club hybrid on earth
A chaotic WhatsApp conversation about what appears to be a confusing social venue or event, featuring increasingly unhinged commentary about wine maidens, jazz clubs, and bizarre comparisons to retail porn. The dialogue devolves into absurdist observations and culminates in an Epstein reference that...
Kate Beckinsale's son-in-law apparently discovered a new reproductive method
SLOP+ By Natalie Jean Beisner (via @wttp3)
Kate Beckinsale says that her daughter’s boyfriend laid two hard boiled eggs from his body. Is this some type of involved British humor that I don’t get?
