Dave chose Eurodance over his relationship and has zero regrets

A two-panel breakup meme showing a couple having a serious conversation. In the first panel, a woman tells 'Dave' she's leaving him because of his addiction to 90's dance music. In the second panel, Dave responds with a knowing smirk, implying he's unfazed by the breakup threat, suggesting he'd choose the music over the relationship. Extracted text: Dave I'm leaving you, you're addicted to 90's dance classics, I can't take it any more Well, I'm surprised