understanding saas markets requires macbook, shots, and interrogating drunk finance guys

If you want to understand what's going on in the SaaS stock market right now, here's what you need to do, in a quick 6 step process: 1. Fire up your Macbook 2. Purchase a Claude Code license - purchase the top tier 3. Download the Warp IDE 4. Go to NYC and take an Uber to Murray Hill or the West Village on a Thursday night 5. Buy everyone at the bar shots 6. Ask every finance bro you can see what they know about how computers work At that point, you should fully understand what's going on.