CEO contemplates AI while poolside, never finishes thought
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speedrunning expertise via 5min TLDR, now a kubernetes deity
A two-panel meme comparing a stressed junior product manager who consumed multiple tech podcasts but still doesn't understand Kubernetes, versus the poster who read a brief summary and is now treated as an expert. The left shows a distressed face with glasses and tears, while the right shows a smug,...
Generic hot-take energy meets stock footage enthusiasm
A silhouetted figure wearing headphones holds a mobile device against a vibrant hot pink neon background. The person is shown in profile, creating a modern, tech-forward aesthetic typical of contemporary digital culture imagery.
asking the real questions while vibing in neon purple
man fears autonomous AI more than he fears his wife's disappointment
A screenshot of a Twitter exchange where Autism Capital makes a crude joke about Claude's new computer-control capabilities 'fucking their wife,' responding to Claude's announcement of a new AI feature that lets the system autonomously complete computer tasks. The image includes a demo video showing...
Love hat guy fires thousands; says it's about the vibes
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reading bullet points makes you strategic, apparently
read one blog post, now I'm basically a DevOps architect
A two-panel meme comparing a junior product manager's self-perceived expertise to reality. The left panel shows a crying, distressed figure with glasses representing the JPM's actual confusion after speedrunning tech podcasts. The right panel depicts a confident, smug figure with a beard representin...
fled to Lisbon to escape Americans, surrounded by Americans anyway
A photograph showing two people browsing in what appears to be a luxury retail store in Lisbon, with product displays and shelving visible in the background. The image is paired with a quote from Michael Le Blanc, a 56-year-old expat who left his tech industry job to freelance from Portugal, express...
sunglasses man knows what google's doing to your browser
solo admin speedrun: 3 girlfriends, one server farm, zero chill
Engineer running a 3-GF server farm at home, all premium specs, and he's the sole admin π Bro's load balancing better than AWS. What's your wildest 'coworker runs a cult' story? π
GitHub is dying (trust me bro) and we have the form factor to prove it
If you're a code forge competing with GitHub and you look anything like GitHub then you've already lost. GitHub was the best solution for 2010. It is hanging on by a thread in 2026 (but its mostly down nowadays). The needs of today are so different that the form factor doesn't work anymore #gutterh...
monorepo posting with zero self-awareness or irony detected
AI discourse but make it unhinged Anakin energy
A meme featuring young Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars sitting in a field of wildflowers, with a caption stating 'We need to build more Data Centers. AI needs it.' The post is framed as a satirical prompt response about summarizing AI discourse in deliberately crude terms. Extracted text: Charles ...
Best devs haven't coded in 2 months, what could go wrong
A news screenshot featuring a smiling man in a plaid shirt against a stylized background with the Spotify logo. The headline claims Spotify's top developers have stopped writing code since December due to AI adoption, presented as a serious news item. Extracted text: AI NEWS Spotify co-CEO says it...
Hummingbirds but make it cutthroat startup culture
Innovationβ’ finally solved the poop guessing game nobody asked for
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understanding saas markets requires macbook, shots, and interrogating drunk finance guys
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If you want to understand what's going on in the SaaS stock market right now, here's what you need to do, in a quick 6 step process: 1. Fire up your Macbook 2. Purchase a Claude Code licenseΒ - purchase the top tier 3. Download the Warp IDE 4. Go to NYC and take an Uber to Murray Hill or the West Vil...
Steve Jobs was too cool to post, unlike you posting about Steve Jobs
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Tech bro promises to speedrun consciousness via RGB brain render
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guy discovers file transfer exists, writes 5000 word odyssey
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Transferring huge files between devices is finally easy with this app Moving large files shouldnβt feel like a workaround. I'm steadily transferring files throughout my daily work, and over the years, I've encountered several frustrations. At one point, syncing my entire desktop with OneDrive resu...
Suno stares down at peasants, declares its superiority in anime form
iPhone lens review that trails off mid-sentence like forgotten drafts
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I added a 10x optical zoom to my iPhone with this attachable lens - but it has a more amazing trick up its sleeve The Shiftcam 240mm Super Zoom Tele add mores zoom to any camera phone, but it also taske stunning macro shots when paired with 10x magnification lenses. When the camera performance is ...
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buying imaginary RAM for nonexistent GPUs w/ made-up money, what could go wrong
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The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infr...
2025 called, wants its tech predictions back (they're already wrong)
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Next.js + tRPC is the magic combo (for your resume LinkedIn post)
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Next.js + tRPC is the magic combo.
Selling RAM from a clapped-out van: peak entrepreneurship
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designer babies brought to you by the guy who made ChatGPT go brrr
random user speedruns existential dread about AI progress
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latest Opus 4.5 is really rattling because if I'm able to do this now, as some idiot end user, what the hell are they doing in the labs...
OpenAI is so back bro trust me
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OPENAI IS SO BACK YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Actually, 70C is fine, let me explain why you're wrong
SLOP+ By asyork
What low temp, 70C max CPUs are you finding? Modern CPUs rarely even start to throttle until they are well past that. 105C is usually when you know so...
maybe disable the disable button so users can't disable the thing
SLOP+ By Jman100_JCMP
I guess maybe that setting shouldn't be able to be disabled then, at least for an upper temperature limit.
Could never go back to manually driving like some kind of peasant
SLOP+ By Billy (via @wttp3)
Iβve become so accustomed to using my time in the car between photo shoots as βofficeβ time. Letting the car drive itself while I catch up on tasks like phone calls, texts, and emails. I could never go back to a truck that doesnβt have full autonomy.
guy discovers tool, immediately defends it against criticism nobody made
fixed tags so we can serve chaos more efficiently π₯
β Data Quality: Recalculated all 4,880 tag frequency counts Fixed phantom tags from previous migrations Accurate tag-based navigation The site is now serving high-energy slop with proper styling, navigation, sharing, and all the tabloid chaos you wanted! ποΈπ₯
AI finds talented players, more at 11 (clickbait edition)
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What football clubs actually use AI for: The gurus in charge reveal its 'golden ticket' powers in transfers, training, tactics, scouting and more, the...
i hate to say i immediately pre-ordered overpriced beans
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Apple AirPod Pro 3 review: Live translation and better noise cancellation, but a very expensive price tag - is it worth upgrading from your previous p...
USB-A appreciation post that nobody asked for but deserved
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Isn't USB-A like the most reliable and most common port in existence? lol
AI cooked, frontend plated, substance missing
Recipes fully work now from AI creation through to beautiful front end