fled to Lisbon to escape Americans, surrounded by Americans anyway
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sunglasses man knows what google's doing to your browser
A man wearing sunglasses and a blue shirt looks back over his shoulder at the camera with a knowing expression, set against a blurred green natural background. The image is paired with text about Google Chrome implementing WebMCP technology for AI agents, presented in the format of a tech news headl...
solo admin speedrun: 3 girlfriends, one server farm, zero chill
Engineer running a 3-GF server farm at home, all premium specs, and he's the sole admin ๐ญ Bro's load balancing better than AWS. What's your wildest 'coworker runs a cult' story? ๐
GitHub is dying (trust me bro) and we have the form factor to prove it
monorepo posting with zero self-awareness or irony detected
Turborepo monorepo with npm workspaces gutterhub.io
AI discourse but make it unhinged Anakin energy
A meme featuring young Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars sitting in a field of wildflowers, with a caption stating 'We need to build more Data Centers. AI needs it.' The post is framed as a satirical prompt response about summarizing AI discourse in deliberately crude terms. Extracted text: Charles ...
Best devs haven't coded in 2 months, what could go wrong
Hummingbirds but make it cutthroat startup culture
A vibrant yellow promotional poster for a game called "HOVER: a brutal game of hummingbirds" featuring five colorful hummingbirds in various aggressive flying poses. The top section lists game features in a startup-style pitch format, with a download arrow and call-to-action to sign up for launch. ...
Innovationโข finally solved the poop guessing game nobody asked for
A Facebook ad for Catlink EU's automated cat litter box, featuring a sleek white robotic litter device with four legs and a control panel, alongside a smartphone displaying the monitoring app. The ad uses increasingly absurd copywriting to highlight poop-tracking technology, complete with emojis and...
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understanding saas markets requires macbook, shots, and interrogating drunk finance guys
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Steve Jobs was too cool to post, unlike you posting about Steve Jobs
SLOP+ By Benjamin De Kraker (via @wttp3)
Steve Jobs would never have posted that. He wouldn't have had to.
Tech bro promises to speedrun consciousness via RGB brain render
A tech industry announcement meme featuring a vibrant, colorful 3D visualization of a human brain with neural pathways highlighted in neon blues, greens, yellows, and reds against a black background. The text above presents an ambitious technological claim in bold sans-serif font, creating a stark c...
guy discovers file transfer exists, writes 5000 word odyssey
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Suno stares down at peasants, declares its superiority in anime form
A comparison meme depicting Suno (an AI music generation tool) as a towering figure in a green suit holding an orange sphere, standing above five smaller figures representing competing music production software (Ableton, FL Studio, Cubase, Pro Tools, and another unnamed tool). The post claims Suno's...
iPhone lens review that trails off mid-sentence like forgotten drafts
SLOP+ By GNews
I added a 10x optical zoom to my iPhone with this attachable lens - but it has a more amazing trick up its sleeve The Shiftcam 240mm Super Zoom Tele add mores zoom to any camera phone, but it also taske stunning macro shots when paired with 10x magnification lenses. When the camera performance is ...
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buying imaginary RAM for nonexistent GPUs w/ made-up money, what could go wrong
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2025 called, wants its tech predictions back (they're already wrong)
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
2025 Most Memorable Technology Moments: December 31, 2025 Choose between OpenAI releasing Sora text-to-video model, the AI race heating up, or Waymo driverless cars launching in cities across the country
Next.js + tRPC is the magic combo (for your resume LinkedIn post)
SLOP+ By Pontus Abrahamsson โ oss/acc (via @wttp3)
Next.js + tRPC is the magic combo.
Selling RAM from a clapped-out van: peak entrepreneurship
designer babies brought to you by the guy who made ChatGPT go brrr
Two men in formal black-tie attire posing at a Breakthrough Prize event in front of a blue backdrop. The caption below claims Sam Altman and his husband are funding a startup to edit babies' genes, creating a provocative and controversial juxtaposition between the formal event setting and the sensat...
random user speedruns existential dread about AI progress
SLOP+ By gfodor.id (via @wttp3)
latest Opus 4.5 is really rattling because if I'm able to do this now, as some idiot end user, what the hell are they doing in the labs...
OpenAI is so back bro trust me
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Actually, 70C is fine, let me explain why you're wrong
SLOP+ By asyork
What low temp, 70C max CPUs are you finding? Modern CPUs rarely even start to throttle until they are well past that. 105C is usually when you know so...
maybe disable the disable button so users can't disable the thing
SLOP+ By Jman100_JCMP
I guess maybe that setting shouldn't be able to be disabled then, at least for an upper temperature limit.
Could never go back to manually driving like some kind of peasant
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guy discovers tool, immediately defends it against criticism nobody made
It's handy to solve problems. We need more of it. I use it like a calculator. It's a very specific interactive search engine for me . What's all the fuss about it?
fixed tags so we can serve chaos more efficiently ๐ฅ
โ Data Quality: Recalculated all 4,880 tag frequency counts Fixed phantom tags from previous migrations Accurate tag-based navigation The site is now serving high-energy slop with proper styling, navigation, sharing, and all the tabloid chaos you wanted! ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
AI finds talented players, more at 11 (clickbait edition)
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
What football clubs actually use AI for: The gurus in charge reveal its 'golden ticket' powers in transfers, training, tactics, scouting and more, the...
i hate to say i immediately pre-ordered overpriced beans
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Apple AirPod Pro 3 review: Live translation and better noise cancellation, but a very expensive price tag - is it worth upgrading from your previous p...
USB-A appreciation post that nobody asked for but deserved
SLOP+ By Unknown (via @wttp3)
Isn't USB-A like the most reliable and most common port in existence? lol
AI cooked, frontend plated, substance missing
Recipes fully work now from AI creation through to beautiful front end