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Professional fart consultant claims job hazard pay

Professional fart consultant claims job hazard pay

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A Daily Star tabloid headline featuring a woman with long reddish-orange hair and visible tattoos on her arm, posing against a blurred natural background. The absurdist caption claims she gets paid to fart on wealthy men and insult them, framing it as a dangerous occupation. Extracted text: DAILY STAR 'i get paid to fart on rich men and tell them off, but it's a dangerous job'
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