Keyboard had a seizure, Robux were involved, chaos ensued

A chaotic, intentionally garbled 'shocking revelation' meme poster with glitchy text layered in white, red, and yellow on black background. The text is deliberately corrupted and unreadable, appearing to be nonsensical gibberish mixed with gaming references ('ROBUX'), creating an absurdist, hyperactive aesthetic typical of unhinged internet humor. The layout mimics sensational clickbait announcements.
Extracted text:
SHOCKING REVELATION
TOOS/I MILARTY-CESSENUTIAMST, TTLETT'I CMCMIDISGRM!!!!
ACONITROLL [DUAI CON'TLLLLLASSICSEL!
I CAYEPTEEREPEWAE MESTEN ITLO ARE SURNEREY!
"CREPEESS CNR THE NERE AMACHESSE,TTUPE."
CYCRTT-FEERPADE, ARE THIE PANTAGOLL, WEE IS THIN"
A TLIZE:MELE SCREETMANDEN'S, ARE UNRIBUEN SETHEY WEER
NITTENEFLER. 'THEY FREERÖDGLIT LAIN CLITCH"[NARRNEST.
YUNGET EETAGORED HIDSOT IE FERCECT PEEET GITTING" WAKETE
AGILT ROBUX! ROVIE-STUREF: FERETHS
CARFEEL SMIMETY
MATEE NOW!
LONDITF FLELILIVE-FREE-FEIEEN'T BE CAMPET, THIET PLMN!
YURUELIZE, LOE KITES!FEEE-POON SYELEPSCESTPREL 9LANIP'S
WROFER EAS CI TF LEB ELTERY SEFE. MIPERI CELEMELITT!!
REPOUUNG IS NEAR!
LOAP LING HERE TO UNPLUG AND ESCAPEITTLE WTENINW
DONT BE BE LALEST THE KNOW!!!