cat & elephant in suits doing geopolitics while discord loses its mind
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Dolphin pussy jelly: where marine biology meets suicidal ideation
A chaotic Twitter/X post from a comedy account featuring an elaborate, absurdist narrative about dolphin biology, fake scientific experiments, and a fictional product. The post includes an AI-generated image of a jar labeled 'Dolphin Pussy Jelly' with a cute dolphin logo and red gelatin inside, pres...
Swiss precision dick upgrade request hits different
A screenshot of what appears to be a messaging app or chat interface displaying a crude, absurdist message about someone named Sultan wanting to replace a bionic prosthetic with a Swiss version and requesting a different surgeon. The message is timestamped from 2018 and has an orange user avatar ico...
SHOCKING: Red car does the thing, text has a stroke, nobody understands
