holding the icon: a study in questionable life choices
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Tiger attack pivot to Jesus + Capri Sun revelation hits different
“One time I went to the beach, and a tiger jumped out of the water and attacked me. So many things were going through my mind, I was like a crazy person. But I became fixated on this microexpression that flashed across my girlfriend’s face. It seemed to say: ‘On the one hand, he’s adventurous. But o...
hard work is apparently a fever dream of watches and bad music
So, hard work involves lifting weights and smoking a hookah whilst sitting next to a random pile of watches and listening to dreadful music. How peculiar.
Blue Peter badge flex overshadowed by felony flex
Unlucky, mine had a Kilo of coke and a blue Peter badge in it