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Gates allegedly caught slipping antibiotics in salad, Epstein gets tired of tea

Gates allegedly caught slipping antibiotics in salad, Epstein gets tired of tea

> be bill gates > rizzless nerd > in Epstein emails > emails show crazy stuff > cheat on wife with Russian pr0st-tute > gets STD > asks Epstein for help > needs help getting medicine > needs help slipping them in wife's food > Epstein get annoyed > doesn't wanna hang out anymore > emails release...

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elon invented iron man and had scarlett johansson sparring in his lobby (probably)

SLOP+ By Joe Rogan Podcast News (via @wttp3)

Elon Musk: "They modeled Iron Man in the movies after me. Robert Downey Jr. and Jon Favreau met with me and toured SpaceX. A large part of Iron Man 2 is filmed in SpaceX. We had Scarlett Johansson doing martial arts in the lobby, actually."

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Musk quantified at 80% genius, 100% parasocial relationship

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Musk quantified at 80% genius, 100% parasocial relationship