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the rescue fantasy speedrun: from hero to fool in 3 acts

the rescue fantasy speedrun: from hero to fool in 3 acts

SLOP+ By SeekCindy (via @wttp3)

Sometimes you’ll meet somebody that nobody else cares about, and everybody in their life treats them like they don’t matter. And because of your big heart, you’ll get to know this person, treat them well + eventually love them. But as time goes by, you’ll realise little things about their character,...

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political roastinflammatory accusationswhoville reference

Group photo but make it a criminal lineup description

A formal group photo of approximately 20 people in business attire posing in an ornate government or institutional building with classical architecture (arched doorway, decorative trim, bookshelf). The image is captioned with an outlandish list of inflammatory accusations and absurd character descri...

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Group photo but make it a criminal lineup description
Personal attacks disguised as political commentary, feat. the classics

Personal attacks disguised as political commentary, feat. the classics

SLOP+ By Ron Filipkowski (via @wttp3)

JD Vance has changed his name, his look, his religion, his positions many issues and people, but he won’t ever be able to change the fact that he’s a smug, insufferable, unlikable ass.

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Nothing says 'professional criticism' like publicly blaming nursery school

A formal photograph of a man in a dark coat and burgundy tie standing in front of classical stone architecture, paired with a quote from Flora Watkins (shown in a circular inset portrait) making a harsh character assessment about childhood upbringing. The layout mimics serious journalism but pairs f...

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Nothing says 'professional criticism' like publicly blaming nursery school
Five character flaws walk into a bar, bartender knows them all

Five character flaws walk into a bar, bartender knows them all

SLOP+ By Parody Nigel Farage (via @wttp3)

A racist, an antisemite, a Russian stooge, an election fraudster and a tax dodger walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Farage".

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biblical citations meet tabloid fever dream, church bingo cards destroyed

SLOP+ By Bryan Dawson (via @wttp3)

The rapist who illegally paid $130K to boink a pornstar while his 3rd wife was pregnant with his 5th child from 3 different women and said "an eye for an eye" was his most influential bible verse, defying Christ, says WHAT? But, which denomination wins? https:// medium.com/armedwithreaso n/religio...

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biblical citations meet tabloid fever dream, church bingo cards destroyed