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Corpses, taxes, and beycel: a triptych of unhinged financial horror

Corpses, taxes, and beycel: a triptych of unhinged financial horror

CORPSES BIZARRE BUST TOTAL IN THE MIRE WARMING BEYCEL --- BETOND DESAIRE FAILED TAXES REFMS BUSTS LOANS BEFOND TODAY

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wombat the bingo: when autocorrect meets marketplace desperation

A marketplace listing photo showing people at what appears to be a bingo hall examining a boxed TCL Google TV. The listing title hilariously reads 'Brand new TV wombat the bingo' for ยฃ150, combining nonsensical phrasing with actual product details. The image captures the absurdist humor of a confuse...

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wombat the bingo: when autocorrect meets marketplace desperation

rocky's self-only journey hits ouch while rubio's house gets vibes

self-wonly rocky olist on the road to ouch Rubiosโ€™ estate sings

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rocky's self-only journey hits ouch while rubio's house gets vibes
Night Before Christmas but make it unhinged political fanfic with phonetic dialect

Night Before Christmas but make it unhinged political fanfic with phonetic dialect

SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)

โ€œTwas night before Kreesmas, you must be best, Don-ald blow up drug boats, he ace cogniteeve test, He round up ee-legals, dey everyvere, Santa check Epstein list, Don-ald shout โ€œFAKE NEWS, I not dere!โ€ Merry Kreesmas to all, Don-ald end 12 vars toonight.โ€

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