San Francisco startup accidentally generates its own incomprehensible startup pitch
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Night Before Christmas but make it unhinged political fanfic with phonetic dialect
SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)
“Twas night before Kreesmas, you must be best, Don-ald blow up drug boats, he ace cogniteeve test, He round up ee-legals, dey everyvere, Santa check Epstein list, Don-ald shout “FAKE NEWS, I not dere!” Merry Kreesmas to all, Don-ald end 12 vars toonight.”
Incoherent observation about largeness nobody asked for
SLOP+ By @_yourmother_
but so funny, how big true its for many people 😀