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San Francisco startup accidentally generates its own incomprehensible startup pitch
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Anonymous CEO discovers one weird trick; psychiatrists hate him
A motivational advertisement disguised as a CEO testimonial about ADHD management featuring a black and white portrait photo of a bearded man. The post claims the 'Liven' app transformed scattered thoughts into strategic clarity in 3 weeks, with vague metrics shown at the bottom. Classic wellness ap...
Fyxer AI promises to automate your emails, achieves automating its own spam
