cat summoned to jury duty, man loses six weeks of his life
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Under Secretary really said maps weren't gay enough, history will decide
SLOP+ By Collin Rugg (via @wttp3)
The Biden administration was allegedly wasting taxpayer money making gay maps, according to Under Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy Sarah Rogers. Rep Brian Mast: Can you tell me what is queering the map? Rogers: So I think we were trying to make the maps more gay. Mast: Literally? How do yo...
Just casually snacking during wartime while monitoring situations
A Twitter thread featuring three posts: the first asking about bringing lunch to war, the second (from a parody account) showing a meme of someone wearing headphones with pixelated eyes and a tiny suited figure sitting on their shoulder, captioned about situation monitoring, and the third making an ...
AI turned a cop into an amphibian and nobody's asking questions
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they knew what they were doing: a classified case study in self-sabotage
A stylized illustration of a classified government document with heavy black redactions, featuring a hand pointing at partially visible text that reads 'intentionally put themselves into the exit path.' The document has a vintage aesthetic with a seal, stamped 'CLASSIFIED' in red, set against a geom...
UK fines you for natural leaf inhalation, nation collapses
SLOP+ By Bernie (via @wttp3)
Yes,this is the U.K… where you cannot spit out leaves that are blown into your mouth on a windy day! £250 fine. We are a joke country
