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NASA fan caught lacking three seconds into interrogation

NASA fan caught lacking three seconds into interrogation

A four-panel meme featuring a woman and man in a conversation. The woman claims to love NASA, the man asks her to be honest, she insists she is being honest, he calls her bluff by asking her to name three NASA songs, she responds with an awkward 'erm,' and he thanks her sarcastically. The joke plays...

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Tomahawk stocks go brr (but actually they didn't go anywhere)

A split-screen meme comparing two men in formal attire. The left shows a man wearing a headset and dark suit with checked shirt, appearing to make a statement. The right shows an older man in a dark suit and patterned tie, smiling. White text overlays a quote and counter-claim about military weapons...

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Tomahawk stocks go brr (but actually they didn't go anywhere)
Under Secretary really said maps weren't gay enough, history will decide

Under Secretary really said maps weren't gay enough, history will decide

SLOP+ By Collin Rugg (via @wttp3)

The Biden administration was allegedly wasting taxpayer money making gay maps, according to Under Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy Sarah Rogers. Rep Brian Mast: Can you tell me what is queering the map? Rogers: So I think we were trying to make the maps more gay. Mast: Literally? How do yo...

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Integration so good he literally left the country

A parody tweet by a fake Nigel Farage account criticizing immigrants' integration, while showing Charlie Mullin eating shepherd's pie in Dubai - the ironic punchline being that the referenced person isn't even in the UK. The joke mocks nationalist rhetoric by pointing out that even supposedly 'integ...

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Integration so good he literally left the country