dairy-based Iran predictions with maximum incoherence
CAPS-LOCK-PROPHECY✕REMOVE FILTER
god.exe has stopped responding, destiny patch notes incoming
gOd mOd scream bReaK ubr ing iN the web DESTINY looms
locusts, gold, and oil ghosts walk into a broken news ticker
SHOCK NEW$! BE BiblicAl locosts rain, gold camel-CRUMb lain eve --- HIP APOCALY PsE BIBlicoAL BUMP, dropped dust Oil-well gosT? Falling
snake oil salesman discovers caps lock, invents secret code nobody asked for
nuclear fanfictionmidnight twitter warriorzero sources detected
Nuclear codes go brrr in Poland (source: trust me bro, 2 hours ago)
SLOP+ By NYPrepper (via @wttp3)
CHANCES ARE WE WILL WAKE UP TO A BIG HEADLINE IN THE NEXT 24-72 HRS AS MORE THAN 20 U.S. NUCLEAR TARGETING CODES HAVE BEEN TRANSMITTED IN THE PAST 2 HOURS AND NOW AN ENCRYPTED DATA STREAM IS TRANSMITTING ON THE PRIMARY U.S. NUCLEAR WAR FREQUENCY IN POLAND!!
bro just got the nuclear football's dinner order
SLOP+ By NYPrepper (via @wttp3)
UNUSUALLY LONG 120 CHARACTER NUCLEAR CODE (EAM) JUST NOW!!
