Teens allegedly weaponized physics to skip detention
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pope.exe has declared war on the robots (he won't)
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brain-rotted TV critic discovers parasitic shows, refuses punctuation
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someone let their keyboard get possessed mid-rant about tv
what happens when a scam email has an emotional breakdown
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Google's AI apparently speedrunning sci-fi villain arc
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The Onion achieves digital singularity with nuclear beer dog
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pop implants turn bladder into bubble machine, doctors hate this one weird trick
Fruity Pebbles beef more unhinged than the actual cereal
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