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wife gets receipts on the worst bribe attempt in football history
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A tabloid conjured an elaborate fever dream where an adult film actress allegedly propositions a PSG player with sex in exchange for sabotaging Arsenal in the Champions League, only for his wife to supposedly clap back. This is peak sports journalism fiction: combining parasocial celebrity gossip, f...
Nina slides into Danny's DMs publicly, gets memed with a fantasy demon
Tabloid discovers woman still has body, more at 11
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Peak internet: conflating activism with parasocial fantasy fiction
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She swiped right on ChatGPT and lived to regret it
A woman wearing headphones sits at a desk, smiling while looking down, appearing to be in a video call or virtual interaction. The HuffPost headline below suggests she went on a date with an AI chatbot, implying she's roleplaying or testing romantic interaction with artificial intelligence. The setu...
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tagging the FBI to fix Taylor Swift's dating life
A Twitter thread from May 2023 reacting to paparazzi photos of Taylor Swift, Matty Healy, and Jack Antonoff having dinner together. Users make jokes about the situation being chaotic, with someone tagging multiple entities in desperation and another commenter making a joke about Swift's bangs as a m...
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streamer dog collar arc: where humor meets questionable pet rumors
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Group chat discovers Ethan's unexpected rap career, collective brain melts
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