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Nina slides into Danny's DMs publicly, gets memed with a fantasy demon
A meme juxtaposing Welsh DJ Nina Kraviz (left, modern photo) with what appears to be a fantasy/medieval character or demon (right) against a pink background. The text describes Nina publicly pleading with acid house legend Danny Rampling to respond to her texts regarding a dream DJ collaboration.
Tabloid discovers woman still has body, more at 11
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Unhinged tabloid energy meets terminally online fan fiction
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Peak internet: conflating activism with parasocial fantasy fiction
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A primate (likely a chimpanzee or macaque) is lying in bed under blue sheets with a laptop, appearing engaged or absorbed in reading something on the screen. The pose humorously captures the relatable absurdity of late-night internet rabbit holes and pointless online debates. Extracted text: *me a...
tagging the FBI to fix Taylor Swift's dating life
A Twitter thread from May 2023 reacting to paparazzi photos of Taylor Swift, Matty Healy, and Jack Antonoff having dinner together. Users make jokes about the situation being chaotic, with someone tagging multiple entities in desperation and another commenter making a joke about Swift's bangs as a m...
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Peak unhinged energy meets statistical impossibility speedrun
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streamer dog collar arc: where humor meets questionable pet rumors
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Group chat discovers Ethan's unexpected rap career, collective brain melts
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man mad about not getting free money, commits virtual bridge diving
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Twitch streamer Bigmonraph jumped off a bridge in GTA after Toast tried stopping him due to MrBeast gifting Toast $10,000 and he got nothing during Jasontheweenโs giveaway stream
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