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Doctors hate this one weird trick: aggressive masturbation instruction manual

Doctors hate this one weird trick: aggressive masturbation instruction manual

A self-help infographic masquerading as medical advice, claiming masturbation technique is the root cause of erectile dysfunction. Features a glowing anatomical diagram and promises a downloadable plan with suspiciously optimistic timelines for improvement. The tone is oddly motivational for such an...

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Dr. Max discovers Christmas drama, everyone shocked (they were not)

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DR MAX PEMBERTON: I've seen so many patients hurt by toxic family and narcissistic friends at Christmas. Here's exactly how to protect yourself... There's a particular patient I think of every December. She came to see me years ago because she was dreading Christmas. Specifically, she was dreading ...

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Dr. Max discovers Christmas drama, everyone shocked (they were not)
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The answer may surprise you: it's just normal skincare advice

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The answer may surprise you: it's just normal skincare advice

dental marketing spam dressed up as helpful advice

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Brighten Your Smile: Black Friday Deals on Whitening & Toothbrushes Looking to up your dental health game as we approach the New Year? You’re in ...

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Eat vitamins, dodge death: the most mid health journalism ever written

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Do you have high cholesterol? Scientists reveal key nutrients you need to slash your risk of death by 20% People with high cholesterol who eat plenty of antioxidant-rich foods have much better odds of staying healthy, according to new research. The study found that those who consumed the most ant...

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garlic cures everything including fictional bloodsuckers, trust me bro

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Orwell didn't predict algorithmic beauty standards and biological age scanners

Orwell didn't predict algorithmic beauty standards and biological age scanners

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How in my 50s I reversed my skin's biological age by 18 years: As a high-tech scan proves I look 36, the skincare, foods, night serum and things I NEVER do that have knocked decades off me - and vanished my wrinkles George Orwell taught us that, 'at 50, everyone has the face he deserves'. Now, in a...

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