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Comedian connects baby shower controversy to Islamic law via 4D chess
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Comedian connects baby shower controversy to Islamic law via 4D chess

SLOP+ By wttp3

A stand-up comedian responds to a radio segment about an adult content creator's controversial baby shower plans by posting a completely unhinged take equating her existence to a deliberate conspiracy for religious governance. The joke lands somewhere between deliberately provocative comedy and the ...

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Peak unhinged: classical mythology casting sparks geopolitical meltdown

A screenshot of a inflammatory X/Twitter post by Dan Bilzerian comparing two actors from what appears to be a classical adaptation, featuring photos of two performers in formal wear at what looks like a film festival. The post contains conspiracy-adjacent complaints about casting choices and ends wi...

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Peak unhinged: classical mythology casting sparks geopolitical meltdown
woman gets botox: ew. man gets botox: CIA CLONING PROGRAM 🧬👁️

woman gets botox: ew. man gets botox: CIA CLONING PROGRAM 🧬👁️

SLOP+ By The Green Kasey (via @wttp3)

Woman gets Botox: SHE GOT BOTOX SHE’S A PLASTIC FREAK EWWWW Man gets Botox: clearly he was cloned by the United States government.

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asking the real questions about jacinda ardern's bulge

SLOP+ By Concerned Citizen (via @wttp3)

Ladies - serious question for you. Other than being in possession of a 9 inch Schlong - is there anything you do or where that would create this effect?? This is Covid tyrant and former WEF installed New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern.

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asking the real questions about jacinda ardern's bulge
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guy thinks discussing data analytics = CIA operative energy

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wiki article drop as proof that billionaires are literally evil

wiki article drop as proof that billionaires are literally evil

A Twitter post by Boston Smalls combining conspiracy-theory rhetoric about tech billionaires (Musk, Thiel) with a Wikipedia article screenshot about accelerationism. The post alleges a coordinated effort by the ultra-wealthy to destabilize society under the guise of creating something 'better,' posi...

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guy discovers woman, declares her 'the key,' promises thread no one asked for

SLOP+ By grizzy (via @wttp3)

She is the key to the case in my opinion. I plan on doing a detailed thread on “Who is Nadia Marcinko (Marcinkova)”

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guy discovers woman, declares her 'the key,' promises thread no one asked for
unhinged accusations wrapped in transphobia, zero chill

unhinged accusations wrapped in transphobia, zero chill

SLOP+ By 1984 (via @wttp3)

Its unfortunate Charlie Kirk was into trann¡es. .... but at least we now know for sure that @MrsErikaKirk was a honeypot thot. I bet she's got a d¡ck though. Hard pass.

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