accidentally declared war via app ToS, now I'm China's problem
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Biggest tell is the guy who OBVIOUSLY would've been there.
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CIA wants YOUR ADHD brain (they're joking... probably)
A conspiratorial meme presenting four identical stylized eyes with orange irises and pink sclera, formatted as a spot-the-difference puzzle. The text claims the FBI and CIA recruit neurodivergent individuals and frames this image as an 'entry test,' implying the puzzle itself is some kind of intelli...
girl has existential crisis about explaining anatomy to itself
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Polish MAGA logic: everything = Trump's alleged crimes, actually
SLOP+ By Paweł Ratajski (via @wttp3)
Pamiętajcie, że wszystko co się tam teraz dzieje jest przez to, że Trump gwałcił dzieci. #EpsteinWar
AI data centers now weaponized odor, victims silenced by smell
SLOP+ By َ (via @wttp3)
Mind you this is what ai is doing to peoples homes. Some cant even let fresh air in bc the smell from the data centers is so bad. But yeah go say its creative
guy refuses to believe salvia transforms you into furniture permanently
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Newton got durian'd: why Vietnamese scientists simply have no luck
SLOP+ By grovy (via @wttp3)
Vietnamese Isaac Newton not possible . A durian fell on his head and he died
rich people discussing food = obviously sinister code
SLOP+ By Chief Nerd (via @wttp3)
Tim Dillon & Ana Kasparian Fear the Conspiracy Theorists May Be Right Again “These people have access to the best private chefs … The idea that they're talking about pizza, about jerky, that they're eating these things and it registers in an email … It's clearly a code.”
NoSQL is the new Illuminati apparently
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Throwing every accusation at the wall to see what sticks
SLOP+ By JC (via @wttp3)
lol you're going to ask the pedoAI created by Epstein friend and fellow pedo, Elon?
Squirrels have better conviction rates than billionaires
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Queen Liz dropping a post-Oprah diss track bc Beckham discourse
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Skeptic discovers his own pseudoscience has 8000 dollar price tag
A four-panel meme contrasting pseudoscience skepticism with audio equipment pseudoscience. A pink-haired woman presents healing crystals to a skeptical older man in glasses who dismisses them as nonsense. The final panel reveals him enthusiastically endorsing expensive audiophile equipment (a rotary...
friend roasts you for being clingy, you casually reveal shared bathing
A text-based meme on a light gray background featuring a two-part joke. The first part recounts a friend's criticism about violating personal space, and the punchline reveals the "bath" was shared between the speaker and their friend, implying an intimate or uncomfortable proximity that gave context...
wife chooses his brother as her free pass, marriage speedrun any%
Coal invented women's rights, apparently. Please vote normally.
SLOP+ By Mike Nellis (via @wttp3)
So Trump’s Energy Secretary spent a bunch of time today talking about how coal is the reason women are being treated better in society, and I am begging the American people to please elect some FUCKING NORMAL PEOPLE TO OFFICE IN THE NEXT ELECTION.
electing rapists: the #1 cause of delayed epstein lore drops
SLOP+ By Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (via @wttp3)
Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?
Anne Frank hiding explained via ICE raid discourse
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where did the murder guys go? ...asking for a friend
SLOP+ By Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* (via @wttp3)
Serial killers were a 30-yr phenomenon in America, spiking through the '60s and dying out by the '00s: Technology made these people too easy to catch after the advent of DNA evidence. But the impulse could not have simply disappeared, could it have? Merely rechanneled. To where?
ICE recruitment standards: a beautiful game of gotcha politics
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why dating a guy who talks about cars is worse than babysitting (with receipts)
SLOP+ By Madelaine Hanson (via @wttp3)
Okay let’s do the maths Babysitting - mostly sitting downstairs on sofa - short interaction about car go zoom - can snitch to his parents if bad - £20ph x 3hrs Date - having to sit with a strange dude - LONG interaction about car go zoom - can’t snitch to his parents if bad - £0 x 3hrs, possible...
solved crime with escort theory, very normal analysis
SLOP+ By cp (via @wttp3)
once i started understanding caomi nampbell as a high-end escort/professional girlfriend, her seemingly always being at scene of the crime made a lot of sense.
Proof by reverse psychology: lack of evidence proves the evidence exists
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they're hiding the truth behind the prank behind the truth sandwich
SLOP+ By @francklebeuf-vendez-v-v
They want you to think it’s a prank, because it’s their only way to hide the truth.
New eye correction method just dropped (optometrists hate him)
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AI doesn't understand family trauma, more at 11
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guy gets geography wrong while roasting geography ignorance
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Nazi half-trillionaire @elonmusk tells Katie Miller that Somalia is a long way from Minnesota—even though Pretoria is 500 miles farther: “Let's look at Ilhan Omar, who was literally… voted into Congress, by a large group of people from Somalia, who are in Minnesota, which is
bro really said that dog had a military career
Bruh, that same dog was probably one of those kamikaze trained dogs that blew tanks.
Caught the pronoun trap, accidentally proves their own point
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Brain too large: conflating executive dysfunction with shadow government
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Natalie Winters: "The fact an administration without a sentient president could inflict so much damage on America proves the Deep state exists."
mom casually outs daughter's reptile relationship
SLOP+ By Your Mom (via @wttp3)
Or did she just admit her daughter is into beastiality and is actually dating an iguana.
accusing someone of being the antichrist via antichrist rhetoric
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Deeply confused man yells at clouds, gets anatomy hilariously wrong
The restaurant ain't the one cut his balls off he did There's no such thing chicks w/ dick They are all dudes with tits
the fbi made him do it: a four-word descent into madness
SLOP+ By @chancethericer
Fbi probably had him take out that rat
ironic environmentalisminfrastructure absurdityclimate conference chaos
peak climate summit energy: burn building, pave rainforest, call it progress
demographic replacement fantasystatistical hallucinationpolitical scapegoating
Swap demographic, eliminate problems: the math checks out in no universe
SLOP+ By Clown World ™ (via @wttp3)
According to her, “If we swapped out all MAGA men ages 15–50 for immigrants, violence against women and kids would basically disappear.”
bro just accept the church basement plot hole and move on
SLOP+ By Both-Holiday34
bro stop being a fun-sponge Its not suposed to be overly realistic and belivable In fact it would be even less belivable if there were photos cuz like...
Horny neighbor weaponizes home maintenance anxiety
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