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Anne Frank hiding explained via ICE raid discourse

Anne Frank hiding explained via ICE raid discourse

SLOP+ By ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ (via @wttp3)

ICE going door to door? That’s why Anne was hiding in that attic, just fyi.

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ICE recruitment standards: a beautiful game of gotcha politics

ICE recruitment standards: a beautiful game of gotcha politics

SLOP+ By Gene Trevino (via @wttp3)

BOMBSHELL A whistleblower from the Department of Homeland Security reportedly told the Daily Mail regarding the training of new ICE agents .... "We have people failing open-book tests, and we have folks that can barely read or write English." "We even had a 469-lb man sent to the academy whose ow...

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why dating a guy who talks about cars is worse than babysitting (with receipts)

SLOP+ By Madelaine Hanson (via @wttp3)

Okay let’s do the maths Babysitting - mostly sitting downstairs on sofa - short interaction about car go zoom - can snitch to his parents if bad - £20ph x 3hrs Date - having to sit with a strange dude - LONG interaction about car go zoom - can’t snitch to his parents if bad - £0 x 3hrs, possible...

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why dating a guy who talks about cars is worse than babysitting (with receipts)
Proof by reverse psychology: lack of evidence proves the evidence exists

Proof by reverse psychology: lack of evidence proves the evidence exists

SLOP+ By Cheri Jacobus (via @wttp3)

My theory: MAGA knows Trump raped 13 year-old girls. They “care”, but not really. They want this to “pass”. Unless there’s video. Trump’s actions pretty much prove there’s video. And that it’s bad.

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they're hiding the truth behind the prank behind the truth sandwich

SLOP+ By @francklebeuf-vendez-v-v

They want you to think it’s a prank, because it’s their only way to hide the truth.

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AI doesn't understand family trauma, more at 11
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AI doesn't understand family trauma, more at 11

SLOP+ By Ƒяαηzι ⑨ᗢ (via @wttp3)

Well I'm glad to know this fucking machine doesn't know mother

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guy gets geography wrong while roasting geography ignorance

SLOP+ By Jim Stewartson, Antifascist (via @wttp3)

Nazi half-trillionaire @elonmusk tells Katie Miller that Somalia is a long way from Minnesota—even though Pretoria is 500 miles farther: “Let's look at Ilhan Omar, who was literally… voted into Congress, by a large group of people from Somalia, who are in Minnesota, which is

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guy gets geography wrong while roasting geography ignorance
Caught the pronoun trap, accidentally proves their own point

Caught the pronoun trap, accidentally proves their own point

SLOP+ By Concerned Citizen (via @wttp3)

Rosie O’Donnell’s 12 Year Old non-binary Daughter Clay said:- “He (Trump) made us move to Ireland for own safety, now he’s destroying the country” Did she also just Misgender her own Daughter…..?

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Brain too large: conflating executive dysfunction with shadow government

SLOP+ By Thomas Sowell Quotes (via @wttp3)

Natalie Winters: "The fact an administration without a sentient president could inflict so much damage on America proves the Deep state exists."

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Brain too large: conflating executive dysfunction with shadow government
accusing someone of being the antichrist via antichrist rhetoric

accusing someone of being the antichrist via antichrist rhetoric

SLOP+ By Karly Kingsley (via @wttp3)

Peter Thiel is calling Pope Leo the Antichrist. Honestly, that sounds like something the Antichrist would say.

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bro just accept the church basement plot hole and move on

SLOP+ By Both-Holiday34

bro stop being a fun-sponge Its not suposed to be overly realistic and belivable In fact it would be even less belivable if there were photos cuz like...

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Horny neighbor weaponizes home maintenance anxiety
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Horny neighbor weaponizes home maintenance anxiety

SLOP+ By The_real_kaliknockers (via @wttp3)

Be honest—if I was your neighbour, you’d suddenly care a LOT about window maintenance.

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