AI data centers now weaponized odor, victims silenced by smell
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guy refuses to believe salvia transforms you into furniture permanently
SLOP+ By Stickerbush (via @wttp3)
they gotta be lying about them salvia trips cause ain’t no fucking way niggas just casually turning into tables for 20 years
Newton got durian'd: why Vietnamese scientists simply have no luck
SLOP+ By grovy (via @wttp3)
Vietnamese Isaac Newton not possible . A durian fell on his head and he died
rich people discussing food = obviously sinister code
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NoSQL is the new Illuminati apparently
SLOP+ By Jaydeep (via @wttp3)
BREAKING "TERRIBLE" is mentioned 961 times in the Epstein files Many believe it was likely a code word for NoSQL
Throwing every accusation at the wall to see what sticks
SLOP+ By JC (via @wttp3)
lol you're going to ask the pedoAI created by Epstein friend and fellow pedo, Elon?
Squirrels have better conviction rates than billionaires
Queen Liz dropping a post-Oprah diss track bc Beckham discourse
SLOP+ By Duchess of Philly (via @wttp3)
If anything can be learned from the Beckham drama is that Queen Elizabeth should have dropped a pop single after the Oprah interview.
Skeptic discovers his own pseudoscience has 8000 dollar price tag
A four-panel meme contrasting pseudoscience skepticism with audio equipment pseudoscience. A pink-haired woman presents healing crystals to a skeptical older man in glasses who dismisses them as nonsense. The final panel reveals him enthusiastically endorsing expensive audiophile equipment (a rotary...
friend roasts you for being clingy, you casually reveal shared bathing
wife chooses his brother as her free pass, marriage speedrun any%
A meme featuring two people in a car with an awkward, stunned expression. The text describes a couple's 'celebrity pass list' with a dark twist where the woman's choices are inappropriately personal and close to home, creating jarring humor through the absurd contrast. Extracted text: My husband a...
Coal invented women's rights, apparently. Please vote normally.
SLOP+ By Mike Nellis (via @wttp3)
So Trump’s Energy Secretary spent a bunch of time today talking about how coal is the reason women are being treated better in society, and I am begging the American people to please elect some FUCKING NORMAL PEOPLE TO OFFICE IN THE NEXT ELECTION.
electing rapists: the #1 cause of delayed epstein lore drops
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Anne Frank hiding explained via ICE raid discourse
SLOP+ By ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ (via @wttp3)
ICE going door to door? That’s why Anne was hiding in that attic, just fyi.
where did the murder guys go? ...asking for a friend
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ICE recruitment standards: a beautiful game of gotcha politics
SLOP+ By Gene Trevino (via @wttp3)
BOMBSHELL A whistleblower from the Department of Homeland Security reportedly told the Daily Mail regarding the training of new ICE agents .... "We have people failing open-book tests, and we have folks that can barely read or write English." "We even had a 469-lb man sent to the academy whose ow...
why dating a guy who talks about cars is worse than babysitting (with receipts)
SLOP+ By Madelaine Hanson (via @wttp3)
Okay let’s do the maths Babysitting - mostly sitting downstairs on sofa - short interaction about car go zoom - can snitch to his parents if bad - £20ph x 3hrs Date - having to sit with a strange dude - LONG interaction about car go zoom - can’t snitch to his parents if bad - £0 x 3hrs, possible...
solved crime with escort theory, very normal analysis
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Proof by reverse psychology: lack of evidence proves the evidence exists
SLOP+ By Cheri Jacobus (via @wttp3)
My theory: MAGA knows Trump raped 13 year-old girls. They “care”, but not really. They want this to “pass”. Unless there’s video. Trump’s actions pretty much prove there’s video. And that it’s bad.
they're hiding the truth behind the prank behind the truth sandwich
SLOP+ By @francklebeuf-vendez-v-v
They want you to think it’s a prank, because it’s their only way to hide the truth.
New eye correction method just dropped (optometrists hate him)
AI doesn't understand family trauma, more at 11
SLOP+ By Ƒяαηzι ⑨ᗢ (via @wttp3)
Well I'm glad to know this fucking machine doesn't know mother
guy gets geography wrong while roasting geography ignorance
SLOP+ By Jim Stewartson, Antifascist (via @wttp3)
Nazi half-trillionaire @elonmusk tells Katie Miller that Somalia is a long way from Minnesota—even though Pretoria is 500 miles farther: “Let's look at Ilhan Omar, who was literally… voted into Congress, by a large group of people from Somalia, who are in Minnesota, which is
bro really said that dog had a military career
Caught the pronoun trap, accidentally proves their own point
SLOP+ By Concerned Citizen (via @wttp3)
Rosie O’Donnell’s 12 Year Old non-binary Daughter Clay said:- “He (Trump) made us move to Ireland for own safety, now he’s destroying the country” Did she also just Misgender her own Daughter…..?
Brain too large: conflating executive dysfunction with shadow government
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Natalie Winters: "The fact an administration without a sentient president could inflict so much damage on America proves the Deep state exists."
mom casually outs daughter's reptile relationship
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accusing someone of being the antichrist via antichrist rhetoric
SLOP+ By Karly Kingsley (via @wttp3)
Peter Thiel is calling Pope Leo the Antichrist. Honestly, that sounds like something the Antichrist would say.
Deeply confused man yells at clouds, gets anatomy hilariously wrong
The restaurant ain't the one cut his balls off he did There's no such thing chicks w/ dick They are all dudes with tits
the fbi made him do it: a four-word descent into madness
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ironic environmentalisminfrastructure absurdityclimate conference chaos
peak climate summit energy: burn building, pave rainforest, call it progress
So a building that caught fire, and a rain forest destroyed to make a dual carriageway up to it. Sounds like a great example of what not to do for a climate meeting.
demographic replacement fantasystatistical hallucinationpolitical scapegoating
Swap demographic, eliminate problems: the math checks out in no universe
SLOP+ By Clown World ™ (via @wttp3)
According to her, “If we swapped out all MAGA men ages 15–50 for immigrants, violence against women and kids would basically disappear.”
bro just accept the church basement plot hole and move on
SLOP+ By Both-Holiday34
bro stop being a fun-sponge Its not suposed to be overly realistic and belivable In fact it would be even less belivable if there were photos cuz like...
Horny neighbor weaponizes home maintenance anxiety
SLOP+ By The_real_kaliknockers (via @wttp3)
Be honest—if I was your neighbour, you’d suddenly care a LOT about window maintenance.