guy yells at cloud, but make it transphobic
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Casually obliterated strawman with zero self-awareness
SLOP+ By J (via @wttp3)
A politically-charged rhetorical ambush masquerading as a genuine question, deployed with all the grace of a molotov cocktail through a church window. The author has constructed an elaborate false equivalence, seemingly unaware that bad-faith gotchas don't actually function as argumentation. Peak ke...
Passionate guy discovers fascists exist, immediately loses ability to punctuate
SLOP+ By Red Collective (via @wttp3)
A terminally online individual has experienced what can only be described as a complete emotional breakdown over far-right extremism, choosing to express this revelation through maximum profanity and sarcastic incredulity. The enumeration of fascist behaviors (race riots, cop attacks, Nazi salutes) ...
guy discovers presidents have military options, loses mind
Tory voter discovers caps lock, immediately regrets existence
SLOP+ By Air Trooper (via @wttp3)
A British political rage-spiral where someone abandons all civility to screech at the Conservative Party while casually invoking QAnon-adjacent "regime media" language and child safety allegations as rhetorical cudgels. The energy is pure unfiltered fury, the kind that only emerges when someone's be...
clickbait yelling into the void with maximum aggression and zero substance
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America's allies watch in horror as YMCA plays
Bill Madden (via @wttp3)•
Dude discovered military history via Reddit comments
SLOP+ By Pickle Fingers (via @wttp3)
Angry online guy has decided that all modern US conflicts are illegitimate, therefore respecting veterans is cringe and a "flex" that shouldn't be tolerated. The take itself is fairly boilerplate anti-war sentiment wrapped in pure contempt for people who served, delivered with all the nuance of a Yo...
JAG officer cuts mid-sentence to establish pattern of illegal orders
SLOP+ By Congressman Eugene Vindman (via @wttp3)
Former Army JAG here. No quarter orders are a violation of the law of war and Geneva conventions. This is the same order reportedly given during the Caribbean boat strikes. @SecWar is establishing a pattern of issuing illegal orders. I’ve trained hundreds of soldiers on the
snek memes meet tax rage with a side of cryptobro incoherence
dress code for ww3 drop: tactical fit goes hard
USA DECLARES Operation EPIC FURY attacking IRAN on days like these remember: Dress for the WAR you want.
Military-grade toilet humor meets geopolitics, somehow
SLOP+ By Καλός (via @wttp3)
"You think we are scared of you? Fuck you. Yeah, I just dropped an f-bomb. Gonna cry, snowflake? Guess what else I'm gonna drop? Shit. A lot of it. All over Tehran. We're gonna shit all over those terrorists. *fart sounds* Just like that. Shitran. We are renaming it. Hooah."
dad threatens military sacrifice over diversity ad, logic not found
Comandante Starkins (via @wttp3)•
Angry take lacks the chaos needed to transcend basic discourse
SLOP+ By Jack Hopkins (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump is too fucking stupid to understand what he has just started.
Tice & Farage caught red-handed in imaginary MAGA backroom deal
SLOP+ By Zoe Gardner (via @wttp3)
Richard Tice & Nigel Farage would throw your town under the bus any day just to get an inch further up Trump’s arsehole. They can smell the MAGA money & they’ll sell us all down the river to get it.
unhinged political manifesto with incest subtweet energy
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democracy bad, politicians worse, solution unclear
SLOP+ By Marina Purkiss (via @wttp3)
My god, the rotten fuckwits we we vote into power… All of us: basically held hostage by a handful of broken, fucked up men.
Unhinged Brexit rant with zero chill and maximum f-bombs
SLOP+ By chemoshi (via @wttp3)
Are you out of your fucking mind? Dearlove is a Brexiteer moron who helped destroy his own country for Russia, unwittingly, maybe wittingly. You have turned out to be a total fuckwit.
live-tweeting your protest attendance for the algorithm
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Angry vet discovers this one weird trick (repeating 'fuck')
SLOP+ By Not Your Average Liberal (via @wttp3)
This coward piece of shit who dodged the draft 5 times… Wants to give himself the Medal of Honor. As an actual combat veteran who served with real heroes…. This shit pisses me the fuck off. Fuck this piece of shit, And everyone who supports him.
Angry Reddit comment masquerading as political commentary
SLOP+ By MP Arizona (via @wttp3)
I just watched about 20 minutes of an intellectually disabled man speaking to the nation. There has never been a more angry, incoherant, deranged, disfunctional, inept, defective, felonious, whiney man-child to occupy the White House. Wow! What an embarrassment.
didn't understand the assignment but promises violence anyway
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Zack committed wrongthink, now he's a national threat apparently
SLOP+ By Paul Mason (via @wttp3)
Zack has been radicalised by Putinist tankies and is a danger to national security
guy who invented paypal bad actually, very comprehensive
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Unhinged OnlyFans tea threat posted at 2am on a Friday
SLOP+ By Natalie Rowe (via @wttp3)
FUCK IT. I’ve had enough of this Twat 30p Lee. Look out over this weekend, I’m going to let you all know who the Only Fans Girl is, that @LeeAndersonMP_ pathetically tried to chat up in a Pub. This TEA has to be served …. I can’t keep it from you any longer
Mad lad threatens to defy court order, compares himself to generals
SLOP+ By Ricky Davila (via @wttp3)
After a judge ruled that drunkard rapist Fox Propagandist Pete Hegseth couldn’t cut Astronaut Senator Mark Kelly’s military rank and pension for expressing free speech, Hegseth said he was going to do it anyway. We went from a decorated 4 star General to this pathetic scumbag.
guy mad that facts exist, lawyer go brrr
rach (via @wttp3)•
Matt Knickers pwns the BBC with pure facts and logic (names invented)
SLOP+ By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)
We Tories haven’t lost it. Dashing young Conservative MP Matt Knickers puts BBC Marxist feminist Victoria Gloucestershire firmly in her place. Boris Johnson was NOT a liar and had a far better sense of judgement than that morally corrupt Communist Keith Starmer. Bravo Matt!
mi5 powerless against election fraud speedrun (no actual evidence)
SLOP+ By SickofEverything (no dms-sorry!) (via @wttp3)
Serious question. What do MI5 actually do when a terrorist can run in an election?
Unhinged chess master fears government trap, asks internet for military strategy
𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 (via @wttp3)•
man threatens to commit assault over a cashier's greeting
SLOP+ By JoeLongBalls (via @wttp3)
imagine you're hungry as fuck after a hardy day and you stop into the Krusty Krab and the asshole working the counter hits you with some "daring today aren't we" nonsense. I'd beat the last light out of that guys eyes
guy discovers X has a report button, threatens legal apocalypse
SLOP+ By Rep. Eric Swalwell (via @wttp3)
You can take down this bullshit or hire the best lawyer you can afford. You have 24 hours. Tick tock. https:// x.com/generaljoem17/ /generaljoem17/status/2012159657540804638 …
brain.exe has stopped responding (federal watchlist edition)
SLOP+ By Gary Michael Voris (via @wttp3)
Insurrection Act, NOW Mr. President @realDonaldTrump and make sure the bullets are NOT rubber.
guy won't debate me live (he will never see this)
SLOP+ By Mike Nellis (via @wttp3)
Stephen Miller goes on Fox News almost every night to call anyone who stands up to Trump “domestic terrorists” — and they never put him on with anybody else because he’s too chicken shit to debate any of us live. Guy’s a fucking weasel and a coward living in a bubble.
Sir this is a Wendy's, not a courtroom
SLOP+ By Homeland Security (via @wttp3)
Reminder: if you lay a finger on a federal officer or agent, you will face the full extent of the law.
Spirit Halloween cowgirl takedown with mandatory taxpayer refund clause
CALL TO ACTIVISM (via @wttp3)•
local redditor storms hotel, sparks revolution from gaming chair
SLOP+ By GhostofDurruti (via @wttp3)
Storming the Hilton Canopy Hotel where ICE nazi killers are sleeping overnight. The people of Minneapolis are rising up. This is how we do it comrades. Make fascists afraid again.
reddit user discovers the concept of logical fallacies, very upset
SLOP+ By Dispropaganda (via @wttp3)
Funny how you keep moving the goalposts on this. First you were screaming that he was seriously injured in this incident by that woman. Now it's that he was seriously injured months before and somehow that gave him the justification to murder that woman in cold blood. Anything and everything b...
Unhinged geopolitical fever dream feat. unnamed tech and vibes
Larry08 (via @wttp3)•
guy discovers vans don't work on ideology, more at 11
SLOP+ By Hillcrest Card Company (via @wttp3)
So you mean to tell me that if me and a bunch of my filthiest commie buddies all got dressed up in military cosplay, got my weapons and a non-medical mask, and went around rounding up maga chuds, that the chuds would simply comply and we can take them away in vans????? because
Man demands TV host be jailed, also believes he can't leave house
SLOP+ By Raquel (via @wttp3)
Jonathan Ross has taken his family into hiding because he’s scared of retaliation. There’s nowhere he can hide where people won’t recognize him and make his life miserable. He should have been dragged from the scene and thrown in jail. And he still should be.
Tough guy demands war crimes, volunteers others
The Saviour (via @wttp3)•
Just RICO the whole protest industrial complex, bro
SLOP+ By ph (via @wttp3)
Paid protesters know from where their payments come. Ads can be found. How hard can it be to follow the money, find the handlers and sponsors of these protests? Apply RICO, charge them all with seditious conspiracy as possible, money laundering, tax evasion and all their crimes.
guy who wants piers morgan to disappear forever posts about it online
SLOP+ By BladeoftheSun (via @wttp3)
Piers Morgan should have been on trial for Phone Hacking, he should have gone to jail, and we should never have heard from him again.
brownshirt comparisonregime postingpredictive confidence
Nailed it 10 months ago, except literally nothing happened
Michael MacKay (via @wttp3)•
where were u when 2a defenders needed 2 log off
SLOP+ By Arch (via @wttp3)
For my entire life I’ve heard from Americans -like it was a national pledge- that they NEEDED the 2nd amendment to safeguard against a tyrannical government. Now that they have Brownshirts executing citizens in the street? Nothing. Where are you at now?
Reddit detectives assemble: find random guy by tomorrow or we riot
SLOP+ By 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (via @wttp3)
I need Redditors to lock in and have his name found and posted by tomorrow.
Angry caps-lock manifesto accusing ICE agents of murder via YouTube comment
Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)•
two years, same guy, maximum vitriol and zero chill
SLOP+ By NoelCaslerComedy (via @wttp3)
January 6, 2021 was Donald Trump defecating on the USA. January 6, 2025 was Donald Trump rubbing our face it. He’s a 79 year-old drug addict in a diaper who can barely read. He spent his life lying, cheating & raping. Step the f*ck up & stop this guy. He should be in prison.