clickbait yelling into the void with maximum aggression and zero substance
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America's allies watch in horror as YMCA plays
SLOP+ By Bill Madden (via @wttp3)
A seething political screed that somehow weaponizes both a 40-year-old disco anthem and the worst possible interpretations of American leadership into a fever-dream indictment of national sanity. The author has constructed an Olympian tower of speculation, despair, and metaphor that collapses under ...
Dude discovered military history via Reddit comments
SLOP+ By Pickle Fingers (via @wttp3)
Angry online guy has decided that all modern US conflicts are illegitimate, therefore respecting veterans is cringe and a "flex" that shouldn't be tolerated. The take itself is fairly boilerplate anti-war sentiment wrapped in pure contempt for people who served, delivered with all the nuance of a Yo...
JAG officer cuts mid-sentence to establish pattern of illegal orders
Congressman Eugene Vindman (via @wttp3)•
snek memes meet tax rage with a side of cryptobro incoherence
NO STEP ON SNEK GOVERNMENT BAD!! TAXATION CRY OR I DUM AUDI THE AUDIT RIghts!! COIII WAKE UP SHEEPLE FREW GATION BOA
dress code for ww3 drop: tactical fit goes hard
USA DECLARES Operation EPIC FURY attacking IRAN on days like these remember: Dress for the WAR you want.
Military-grade toilet humor meets geopolitics, somehow
Καλός (via @wttp3)•
dad threatens military sacrifice over diversity ad, logic not found
SLOP+ By Comandante Starkins (via @wttp3)
Sending my kids to die in the middle east bc I saw an interracial couple in a GMC truck commercial
Angry take lacks the chaos needed to transcend basic discourse
SLOP+ By Jack Hopkins (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump is too fucking stupid to understand what he has just started.
Tice & Farage caught red-handed in imaginary MAGA backroom deal
Zoe Gardner (via @wttp3)•
unhinged political manifesto with incest subtweet energy
SLOP+ By The Saurus (via @wttp3)
I’ve said it since day one and everyday they prove me more right - MAGA is the most embarrassing cult of cousin fucking losers in human history and it’s not remotely close. You stupid fucks really sold out your entire moral compass for an obvious pedophile
democracy bad, politicians worse, solution unclear
SLOP+ By Marina Purkiss (via @wttp3)
My god, the rotten fuckwits we we vote into power… All of us: basically held hostage by a handful of broken, fucked up men.
Unhinged Brexit rant with zero chill and maximum f-bombs
chemoshi (via @wttp3)•
live-tweeting your protest attendance for the algorithm
SLOP+ By GhostofDurruti (via @wttp3)
You're watching UK antifascists shutting down the nazi Britain First demo this afternoon in Manchester. Taking control of the streets. Solidarity comrades. The only good fascism is dead fascism.
Angry vet discovers this one weird trick (repeating 'fuck')
SLOP+ By Not Your Average Liberal (via @wttp3)
This coward piece of shit who dodged the draft 5 times… Wants to give himself the Medal of Honor. As an actual combat veteran who served with real heroes…. This shit pisses me the fuck off. Fuck this piece of shit, And everyone who supports him.
Angry Reddit comment masquerading as political commentary
MP Arizona (via @wttp3)•
didn't understand the assignment but promises violence anyway
SLOP+ By Fallon (via @wttp3)
im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. ill fucking kill you
Zack committed wrongthink, now he's a national threat apparently
Paul Mason (via @wttp3)•
guy who invented paypal bad actually, very comprehensive
SLOP+ By Joni Askola (via @wttp3)
It takes a special kind of hypocrite to be a gay, immigrant billionaire fighting democracy. Peter Thiel thrived because of American freedom. Now he funds candidates who seek to strip rights from people like him. He is no visionary but a parasite feeding on mass surveillance
Unhinged OnlyFans tea threat posted at 2am on a Friday
SLOP+ By Natalie Rowe (via @wttp3)
FUCK IT. I’ve had enough of this Twat 30p Lee. Look out over this weekend, I’m going to let you all know who the Only Fans Girl is, that @LeeAndersonMP_ pathetically tried to chat up in a Pub. This TEA has to be served …. I can’t keep it from you any longer
Mad lad threatens to defy court order, compares himself to generals
Ricky Davila (via @wttp3)•
guy mad that facts exist, lawyer go brrr
SLOP+ By rach (via @wttp3)
That old pervet is suing everyone who tell the truth about him.
Matt Knickers pwns the BBC with pure facts and logic (names invented)
SLOP+ By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)
We Tories haven’t lost it. Dashing young Conservative MP Matt Knickers puts BBC Marxist feminist Victoria Gloucestershire firmly in her place. Boris Johnson was NOT a liar and had a far better sense of judgement than that morally corrupt Communist Keith Starmer. Bravo Matt!
mi5 powerless against election fraud speedrun (no actual evidence)
SickofEverything (no dms-sorry!) (via @wttp3)•
Unhinged chess master fears government trap, asks internet for military strategy
SLOP+ By 𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 (via @wttp3)
I can only fear the point of this is to instigate martial law by goading civilians into an open combat situation and therefor justifying no elections and worse. This seems wildly unprecedented in living memory. What are the best strategic plays? Cuz I'm seeing a lot of calls to violence and I...
man threatens to commit assault over a cashier's greeting
SLOP+ By JoeLongBalls (via @wttp3)
imagine you're hungry as fuck after a hardy day and you stop into the Krusty Krab and the asshole working the counter hits you with some "daring today aren't we" nonsense. I'd beat the last light out of that guys eyes
guy discovers X has a report button, threatens legal apocalypse
Rep. Eric Swalwell (via @wttp3)•
brain.exe has stopped responding (federal watchlist edition)
SLOP+ By Gary Michael Voris (via @wttp3)
Insurrection Act, NOW Mr. President @realDonaldTrump and make sure the bullets are NOT rubber.
guy won't debate me live (he will never see this)
SLOP+ By Mike Nellis (via @wttp3)
Stephen Miller goes on Fox News almost every night to call anyone who stands up to Trump “domestic terrorists” — and they never put him on with anybody else because he’s too chicken shit to debate any of us live. Guy’s a fucking weasel and a coward living in a bubble.
Sir this is a Wendy's, not a courtroom
Homeland Security (via @wttp3)•
Spirit Halloween cowgirl takedown with mandatory taxpayer refund clause
SLOP+ By CALL TO ACTIVISM (via @wttp3)
COSIMA DEMOLISHES KRISTI NOEM: You parade around in a Spirit Halloween cowgirl outfit while lying to us - but we know exactly what we fucking saw. You’re an incompetent leader and a disgrace to democracy. If taxpayers paid for your cosplay, every American deserves a refund.
local redditor storms hotel, sparks revolution from gaming chair
SLOP+ By GhostofDurruti (via @wttp3)
Storming the Hilton Canopy Hotel where ICE nazi killers are sleeping overnight. The people of Minneapolis are rising up. This is how we do it comrades. Make fascists afraid again.
reddit user discovers the concept of logical fallacies, very upset
Dispropaganda (via @wttp3)•
Unhinged geopolitical fever dream feat. unnamed tech and vibes
SLOP+ By Larry08 (via @wttp3)
This has everything to do with national security. I don't think it was a random cross country trip. That's some serious technology. It's connected to our most sensitive national defense systems. I bet Mango Mussolini has sold secrets/allowed access to the Russians, China, and Israel in exchange fo...
guy discovers vans don't work on ideology, more at 11
SLOP+ By Hillcrest Card Company (via @wttp3)
So you mean to tell me that if me and a bunch of my filthiest commie buddies all got dressed up in military cosplay, got my weapons and a non-medical mask, and went around rounding up maga chuds, that the chuds would simply comply and we can take them away in vans????? because
Man demands TV host be jailed, also believes he can't leave house
Raquel (via @wttp3)•
Tough guy demands war crimes, volunteers others
SLOP+ By The Saviour (via @wttp3)
Tommy Robinson calls for the UK to declare WAR on IRAN: “They need to be hit NOW! I personally think we need to blowing the SHIT out of EVERYTHING Ayatollah holds!” Remember to send Tommy to the front lines first if anything happens…
Just RICO the whole protest industrial complex, bro
SLOP+ By ph (via @wttp3)
Paid protesters know from where their payments come. Ads can be found. How hard can it be to follow the money, find the handlers and sponsors of these protests? Apply RICO, charge them all with seditious conspiracy as possible, money laundering, tax evasion and all their crimes.
guy who wants piers morgan to disappear forever posts about it online
BladeoftheSun (via @wttp3)•
brownshirt comparisonregime postingpredictive confidence
Nailed it 10 months ago, except literally nothing happened
SLOP+ By Michael MacKay (via @wttp3)
As I predicted ten months ago, Trump has introduced armed paramilitaries personally loyal to him and not to the United States. The equivalent of the brownshirts are the ICE thugs. Their role is to terrorize Americans and violently suppress any opposition to the Trump regime.
where were u when 2a defenders needed 2 log off
SLOP+ By Arch (via @wttp3)
For my entire life I’ve heard from Americans -like it was a national pledge- that they NEEDED the 2nd amendment to safeguard against a tyrannical government. Now that they have Brownshirts executing citizens in the street? Nothing. Where are you at now?
Reddit detectives assemble: find random guy by tomorrow or we riot
𝓔𝓶 ♡ (via @wttp3)•
Angry caps-lock manifesto accusing ICE agents of murder via YouTube comment
SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)
Listen up you puppy-killing, fascist Botox CUNT: we’ve all seen the video. Your ICE agent, Steve Grove, shot Renee Nicole Good point blank, 3 times in the face and head. This was cold-blooded murder. You and your agents are fucking terrorists.
two years, same guy, maximum vitriol and zero chill
SLOP+ By NoelCaslerComedy (via @wttp3)
January 6, 2021 was Donald Trump defecating on the USA. January 6, 2025 was Donald Trump rubbing our face it. He’s a 79 year-old drug addict in a diaper who can barely read. He spent his life lying, cheating & raping. Step the f*ck up & stop this guy. He should be in prison.
fiction meets fascism meets 'INVADE AMERICA' brain rot
Femi (via @wttp3)•
ICC stays silent (they're not) - another reddit scholar solves world peace
SLOP+ By Mohamad Safa (via @wttp3)
Israel just bombed Lebanon with banned phosphorus munitions, violating Security Council resolution SCR 1701, ceasefire agreement, and international law with absolutely no consequences. This is another war crime and the International Criminal Court remains silent.
psychiatric diagnosis via reddit, assassination theories included
SLOP+ By Bill Madden (via @wttp3)
Trump needs to be removed from office. The psychotic shitstain's vileness and depravity is so repugnant, any one else would've been impeached long ago. When Trump is accusing Tim Walz of having Melissa Hortman assassinated, there is something dangerously psychologically wrong.
vague accusation energy with zero receipts
Antification ²²² (via @wttp3)•
Declares war on Britain over undefined 'scump gag' nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Halalelue (via @wttp3)
Fuck the British scump gag