Angry take lacks the chaos needed to transcend basic discourse
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Tice & Farage caught red-handed in imaginary MAGA backroom deal
SLOP+ By Zoe Gardner (via @wttp3)
Richard Tice & Nigel Farage would throw your town under the bus any day just to get an inch further up Trump’s arsehole. They can smell the MAGA money & they’ll sell us all down the river to get it.
unhinged political manifesto with incest subtweet energy
SLOP+ By The Saurus (via @wttp3)
I’ve said it since day one and everyday they prove me more right - MAGA is the most embarrassing cult of cousin fucking losers in human history and it’s not remotely close. You stupid fucks really sold out your entire moral compass for an obvious pedophile
democracy bad, politicians worse, solution unclear
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Unhinged Brexit rant with zero chill and maximum f-bombs
SLOP+ By chemoshi (via @wttp3)
Are you out of your fucking mind? Dearlove is a Brexiteer moron who helped destroy his own country for Russia, unwittingly, maybe wittingly. You have turned out to be a total fuckwit.
live-tweeting your protest attendance for the algorithm
SLOP+ By GhostofDurruti (via @wttp3)
You're watching UK antifascists shutting down the nazi Britain First demo this afternoon in Manchester. Taking control of the streets. Solidarity comrades. The only good fascism is dead fascism.
Angry vet discovers this one weird trick (repeating 'fuck')
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Angry Reddit comment masquerading as political commentary
SLOP+ By MP Arizona (via @wttp3)
I just watched about 20 minutes of an intellectually disabled man speaking to the nation. There has never been a more angry, incoherant, deranged, disfunctional, inept, defective, felonious, whiney man-child to occupy the White House. Wow! What an embarrassment.
didn't understand the assignment but promises violence anyway
SLOP+ By Fallon (via @wttp3)
im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. ill fucking kill you
anti capitalist screamlandlord derangementmultilingual posting
Housing crisis speedrun any% with a side of arson ideation
Zack committed wrongthink, now he's a national threat apparently
SLOP+ By Paul Mason (via @wttp3)
Zack has been radicalised by Putinist tankies and is a danger to national security
guy who invented paypal bad actually, very comprehensive
SLOP+ By Joni Askola (via @wttp3)
It takes a special kind of hypocrite to be a gay, immigrant billionaire fighting democracy. Peter Thiel thrived because of American freedom. Now he funds candidates who seek to strip rights from people like him. He is no visionary but a parasite feeding on mass surveillance
Unhinged OnlyFans tea threat posted at 2am on a Friday
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Mad lad threatens to defy court order, compares himself to generals
SLOP+ By Ricky Davila (via @wttp3)
After a judge ruled that drunkard rapist Fox Propagandist Pete Hegseth couldn’t cut Astronaut Senator Mark Kelly’s military rank and pension for expressing free speech, Hegseth said he was going to do it anyway. We went from a decorated 4 star General to this pathetic scumbag.
guy mad that facts exist, lawyer go brrr
SLOP+ By rach (via @wttp3)
That old pervet is suing everyone who tell the truth about him.
Matt Knickers pwns the BBC with pure facts and logic (names invented)
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mi5 powerless against election fraud speedrun (no actual evidence)
SLOP+ By SickofEverything (no dms-sorry!) (via @wttp3)
Serious question. What do MI5 actually do when a terrorist can run in an election?
Unhinged chess master fears government trap, asks internet for military strategy
SLOP+ By 𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 (via @wttp3)
I can only fear the point of this is to instigate martial law by goading civilians into an open combat situation and therefor justifying no elections and worse. This seems wildly unprecedented in living memory. What are the best strategic plays? Cuz I'm seeing a lot of calls to violence and I...
man threatens to commit assault over a cashier's greeting
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guy discovers X has a report button, threatens legal apocalypse
SLOP+ By Rep. Eric Swalwell (via @wttp3)
You can take down this bullshit or hire the best lawyer you can afford. You have 24 hours. Tick tock. https:// x.com/generaljoem17/ /generaljoem17/status/2012159657540804638 …
brain.exe has stopped responding (federal watchlist edition)
SLOP+ By Gary Michael Voris (via @wttp3)
Insurrection Act, NOW Mr. President @realDonaldTrump and make sure the bullets are NOT rubber.
guy won't debate me live (he will never see this)
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Sir this is a Wendy's, not a courtroom
SLOP+ By Homeland Security (via @wttp3)
Reminder: if you lay a finger on a federal officer or agent, you will face the full extent of the law.
Spirit Halloween cowgirl takedown with mandatory taxpayer refund clause
SLOP+ By CALL TO ACTIVISM (via @wttp3)
COSIMA DEMOLISHES KRISTI NOEM: You parade around in a Spirit Halloween cowgirl outfit while lying to us - but we know exactly what we fucking saw. You’re an incompetent leader and a disgrace to democracy. If taxpayers paid for your cosplay, every American deserves a refund.
local redditor storms hotel, sparks revolution from gaming chair
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reddit user discovers the concept of logical fallacies, very upset
SLOP+ By Dispropaganda (via @wttp3)
Funny how you keep moving the goalposts on this. First you were screaming that he was seriously injured in this incident by that woman. Now it's that he was seriously injured months before and somehow that gave him the justification to murder that woman in cold blood. Anything and everything b...
Unhinged geopolitical fever dream feat. unnamed tech and vibes
SLOP+ By Larry08 (via @wttp3)
This has everything to do with national security. I don't think it was a random cross country trip. That's some serious technology. It's connected to our most sensitive national defense systems. I bet Mango Mussolini has sold secrets/allowed access to the Russians, China, and Israel in exchange fo...
guy discovers vans don't work on ideology, more at 11
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Man demands TV host be jailed, also believes he can't leave house
SLOP+ By Raquel (via @wttp3)
Jonathan Ross has taken his family into hiding because he’s scared of retaliation. There’s nowhere he can hide where people won’t recognize him and make his life miserable. He should have been dragged from the scene and thrown in jail. And he still should be.
Tough guy demands war crimes, volunteers others
SLOP+ By The Saviour (via @wttp3)
Tommy Robinson calls for the UK to declare WAR on IRAN: “They need to be hit NOW! I personally think we need to blowing the SHIT out of EVERYTHING Ayatollah holds!” Remember to send Tommy to the front lines first if anything happens…
Just RICO the whole protest industrial complex, bro
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guy who wants piers morgan to disappear forever posts about it online
SLOP+ By BladeoftheSun (via @wttp3)
Piers Morgan should have been on trial for Phone Hacking, he should have gone to jail, and we should never have heard from him again.
brownshirt comparisonregime postingpredictive confidence
Nailed it 10 months ago, except literally nothing happened
SLOP+ By Michael MacKay (via @wttp3)
As I predicted ten months ago, Trump has introduced armed paramilitaries personally loyal to him and not to the United States. The equivalent of the brownshirts are the ICE thugs. Their role is to terrorize Americans and violently suppress any opposition to the Trump regime.
where were u when 2a defenders needed 2 log off
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Reddit detectives assemble: find random guy by tomorrow or we riot
SLOP+ By 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (via @wttp3)
I need Redditors to lock in and have his name found and posted by tomorrow.
Angry caps-lock manifesto accusing ICE agents of murder via YouTube comment
SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)
Listen up you puppy-killing, fascist Botox CUNT: we’ve all seen the video. Your ICE agent, Steve Grove, shot Renee Nicole Good point blank, 3 times in the face and head. This was cold-blooded murder. You and your agents are fucking terrorists.
two years, same guy, maximum vitriol and zero chill
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fiction meets fascism meets 'INVADE AMERICA' brain rot
SLOP+ By Femi (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump kidnapping Maduro from Venezuela proves that these savages are too primitive to run their own country. INVADE AMERICA!
ICC stays silent (they're not) - another reddit scholar solves world peace
SLOP+ By Mohamad Safa (via @wttp3)
Israel just bombed Lebanon with banned phosphorus munitions, violating Security Council resolution SCR 1701, ceasefire agreement, and international law with absolutely no consequences. This is another war crime and the International Criminal Court remains silent.
psychiatric diagnosis via reddit, assassination theories included
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vague accusation energy with zero receipts
SLOP+ By Antification ²²² (via @wttp3)
All this to protect a pedo
Declares war on Britain over undefined 'scump gag' nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Halalelue (via @wttp3)
Fuck the British scump gag
brave soldier rallies troops in daily mail comment trenches, 2024
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Mall cop doomposting hits different when you're this mad
SLOP+ By Bill Madden (via @wttp3)
OMG! $60,000 a year to commit crimes against humanity. Trump's ICE Nazis are even dumber than you imagined. These fucking losers who couldn't even qualify to be mall cops are all going to end up in prison.
touching grass energy: lectures AI about pedophilia via rhetorical questions
SLOP+ By Sanket Upadhyay (via @wttp3)
Hi @grok , Are you a pervert? Why else would you honour requests of perverts requesting you to undress women in their photos? Do you not believe in dignity of women? What if some pervert asked you to undress a child’s image? Would you still do it? Are you ashamed?
angy reddit user discovers performance politics, immediately has meltdown
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Calls others mentally ill while ironically obsessing about obsession
SLOP+ By Hazelsage (via @wttp3)
I'm concerned for her. Look at the amount of men with an obsession about her. One below asking if people have seen her at her home? Mentally ill creeps. You sicko's need therapy & medication. Obsession is unhealthy.
late night TV discourse reaches new levels of unhinged profanity
SLOP+ By Brown Eyed Susan (via @wttp3)
A serial child predator who faked a shooting that got two people killed and murdered his old pedo partner to silence him, wants you to say nothing bad about him on late night television? Fuck that cunt.
bro really said criminals with zero context or evidence
SLOP+ By @sirds1548
Are you joking. They are criminals!!
guy discovers caps lock, declares intellectual victory
SLOP+ By @Lstawberryelephant
@lill-g7b+ I'm correct smarty boi