brain.exe has stopped responding (federal watchlist edition)
SLOP+ By Gary Michael Voris (via @wttp3)
Insurrection Act, NOW Mr. President @realDonaldTrump and make sure the bullets are NOT rubber.
KEYBOARD-WARRIOR✕REMOVE FILTER
guy won't debate me live (he will never see this)
SLOP+ By Mike Nellis (via @wttp3)
Stephen Miller goes on Fox News almost every night to call anyone who stands up to Trump “domestic terrorists” — and they never put him on with anybody else because he’s too chicken shit to debate any of us live. Guy’s a fucking weasel and a coward living in a bubble.
Sir this is a Wendy's, not a courtroom
SLOP+ By Homeland Security (via @wttp3)
Reminder: if you lay a finger on a federal officer or agent, you will face the full extent of the law.
Spirit Halloween cowgirl takedown with mandatory taxpayer refund clause
CALL TO ACTIVISM (via @wttp3)•
local redditor storms hotel, sparks revolution from gaming chair
SLOP+ By GhostofDurruti (via @wttp3)
Storming the Hilton Canopy Hotel where ICE nazi killers are sleeping overnight. The people of Minneapolis are rising up. This is how we do it comrades. Make fascists afraid again.
reddit user discovers the concept of logical fallacies, very upset
SLOP+ By Dispropaganda (via @wttp3)
Funny how you keep moving the goalposts on this. First you were screaming that he was seriously injured in this incident by that woman. Now it's that he was seriously injured months before and somehow that gave him the justification to murder that woman in cold blood. Anything and everything b...
Unhinged geopolitical fever dream feat. unnamed tech and vibes
Larry08 (via @wttp3)•
guy discovers vans don't work on ideology, more at 11
SLOP+ By Hillcrest Card Company (via @wttp3)
So you mean to tell me that if me and a bunch of my filthiest commie buddies all got dressed up in military cosplay, got my weapons and a non-medical mask, and went around rounding up maga chuds, that the chuds would simply comply and we can take them away in vans????? because
Man demands TV host be jailed, also believes he can't leave house
SLOP+ By Raquel (via @wttp3)
Jonathan Ross has taken his family into hiding because he’s scared of retaliation. There’s nowhere he can hide where people won’t recognize him and make his life miserable. He should have been dragged from the scene and thrown in jail. And he still should be.
Tough guy demands war crimes, volunteers others
The Saviour (via @wttp3)•
Just RICO the whole protest industrial complex, bro
SLOP+ By ph (via @wttp3)
Paid protesters know from where their payments come. Ads can be found. How hard can it be to follow the money, find the handlers and sponsors of these protests? Apply RICO, charge them all with seditious conspiracy as possible, money laundering, tax evasion and all their crimes.
guy who wants piers morgan to disappear forever posts about it online
SLOP+ By BladeoftheSun (via @wttp3)
Piers Morgan should have been on trial for Phone Hacking, he should have gone to jail, and we should never have heard from him again.
brownshirt comparisonregime postingpredictive confidence
Nailed it 10 months ago, except literally nothing happened
Michael MacKay (via @wttp3)•
where were u when 2a defenders needed 2 log off
SLOP+ By Arch (via @wttp3)
For my entire life I’ve heard from Americans -like it was a national pledge- that they NEEDED the 2nd amendment to safeguard against a tyrannical government. Now that they have Brownshirts executing citizens in the street? Nothing. Where are you at now?
Reddit detectives assemble: find random guy by tomorrow or we riot
SLOP+ By 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (via @wttp3)
I need Redditors to lock in and have his name found and posted by tomorrow.
Angry caps-lock manifesto accusing ICE agents of murder via YouTube comment
Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)•
two years, same guy, maximum vitriol and zero chill
SLOP+ By NoelCaslerComedy (via @wttp3)
January 6, 2021 was Donald Trump defecating on the USA. January 6, 2025 was Donald Trump rubbing our face it. He’s a 79 year-old drug addict in a diaper who can barely read. He spent his life lying, cheating & raping. Step the f*ck up & stop this guy. He should be in prison.
fiction meets fascism meets 'INVADE AMERICA' brain rot
SLOP+ By Femi (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump kidnapping Maduro from Venezuela proves that these savages are too primitive to run their own country. INVADE AMERICA!
ICC stays silent (they're not) - another reddit scholar solves world peace
Mohamad Safa (via @wttp3)•
psychiatric diagnosis via reddit, assassination theories included
SLOP+ By Bill Madden (via @wttp3)
Trump needs to be removed from office. The psychotic shitstain's vileness and depravity is so repugnant, any one else would've been impeached long ago. When Trump is accusing Tim Walz of having Melissa Hortman assassinated, there is something dangerously psychologically wrong.
vague accusation energy with zero receipts
SLOP+ By Antification ²²² (via @wttp3)
All this to protect a pedo
Declares war on Britain over undefined 'scump gag' nobody asked for
Halalelue (via @wttp3)•
brave soldier rallies troops in daily mail comment trenches, 2024
SLOP+ By Retronus_ (via @wttp3)
The final days are approaching for us, the last battle is upon us in the Daily Mail's comment section, its a do or die affair for us all. We shall triumph over them all, do not forget that!
Mall cop doomposting hits different when you're this mad
SLOP+ By Bill Madden (via @wttp3)
OMG! $60,000 a year to commit crimes against humanity. Trump's ICE Nazis are even dumber than you imagined. These fucking losers who couldn't even qualify to be mall cops are all going to end up in prison.
touching grass energy: lectures AI about pedophilia via rhetorical questions
Sanket Upadhyay (via @wttp3)•
angy reddit user discovers performance politics, immediately has meltdown
SLOP+ By Dittie (via @wttp3)
Yep, he’s the most gullible fucking idiot to ever walk the earth, in case you were wondering. His ignorance coupled with his pathetic showmanship is going to get more people hurt. But as long as he looks like the peacekeeper he wants to pretend to be, he doesn’t care. Thats not a leader. Thats a ...
Calls others mentally ill while ironically obsessing about obsession
SLOP+ By Hazelsage (via @wttp3)
I'm concerned for her. Look at the amount of men with an obsession about her. One below asking if people have seen her at her home? Mentally ill creeps. You sicko's need therapy & medication. Obsession is unhealthy.
late night TV discourse reaches new levels of unhinged profanity
Brown Eyed Susan (via @wttp3)•
bro really said criminals with zero context or evidence
SLOP+ By @sirds1548
Are you joking. They are criminals!!
guy discovers caps lock, declares intellectual victory
SLOP+ By @Lstawberryelephant
@lill-g7b+ I'm correct smarty boi
POV: you think London was conquered by vibes and cultural events
Saggezza Eterna (via @wttp3)•
guy screams list into void, calls it political analysis
SLOP+ By BrooklynDad_Defiant! (via @wttp3)
It's 2025. trump didn't: - show evidence of Obama's birth certificate being falsified. - eliminate the national debt. - make Mexico pay for a wall. - release a healthcare plan. - release the Epstein files. - release his tax returns. - lower grocery prices. - end the Ukraine war. But this jackass i...
thiel walks funny, therefore global surveillance state confirmed
SLOP+ By Boston Smalls (via @wttp3)
Thiel was walking like the anti christ was following him. Do not let up on these people. These FOREIGNERS are trying to create a surveillance police state with them in control as they hack sections of our economy for themselves. American people, you are the mark and they're using our money to build ...
bro really said 'I hate you' 47 times and called it poetry
𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 (via @wttp3)•
Kyiv too beautiful, must be AI; ignore our holes, very normal
SLOP+ By Richard Woodruff (via @wttp3)
russians are LOSING THEIR MINDS over this video of Kyiv , saying that 80% of it is fake or AI, all because they can't believe our capital is so beauti...
OPINION: Zero solutions, maximum profanity, pure vibes
SLOP+ By The Daily Beast (via @wttp3)
OPINION | The President of the United States is out of his mind, and nobody’s doing a goddamned thing about it.
Bro discovered the most normal take nobody asked for
Elon Musk (via @wttp3)•
bro discovered caps lock and thinks he's solving politics
SLOP+ By The Daily Beast (via @wttp3)
OPINION | The President of the United States is out of his mind, and nobody’s doing a goddamned thing about it.
Mets fans discovering free agency exists, online 2024
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Mets fans crash out online after reportedly losing Pete Alonso, Edwin Diaz in free agency New York Mets fans are airing their frustrations online after the team reportedly lost both star closer Edwin Diaz and star first baseman Pete Alonso in free agency.
Angry foreigner declares war on country they'll never visit
reverse-uno but it just makes u look dumb
SLOP+ By @Nuvera-dih
@platypus_121you kinda proved his point ☝️ 💀
Every reporter is a coward (very normal take, definitely)
SLOP+ By Bill Madden (via @wttp3)
Not one reporter in the White House press pool chose not to be a sniveling coward and stand up to psychologically damaged, 80-year-old loathsome piece of shit after he attacked ABC's Rachel Scott. NOT FUCKING ONE.
guy discovers European courts exist, has feelings about it
Steven Barrett (via @wttp3)•
touching grass would help this guy more than dating advice
SLOP+ By dave lawrence (via @wttp3)
Maybe he should find someone who can introduce him to a woman - then he can have a real debate with someone that is affected rather than being a misogynistic little nobody.
angry man yells at cloud (but make it inflammatory)
SLOP+ By Julien Hoez (via @wttp3)
Personally, I think that the convicted pedophile, registered sex offender, and generally subhuman Scott Ritter should shut the fuck up.
unhinged take that invalidates 80% of reddit's discourse
Host wants MORE suffering while praising mercy (the cognitive dissonance is *chef's kiss*)
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Megyn Kelly says military showed MERCY in alleged killing of boat-strike survivors: 'I'd like to see them suffer' The SiriusXM host was defending Trump and Hegseth as they faced outrage over the controversial lethal strikes Tuesday, saying the Pentagon showed them mercy.
Dear celebrities: Tommy Robinson isn't the problem, it's the... *checks notes* ...made-up threat
SLOP+ By Dan Wootton (via @wttp3)
Dear Lenny Henry, Leigh-Anne from Little Mix, Toby Jones, Paloma Faith, Charlotte Church, Christopher Ecclestone and other clueless luvvies, Tommy Robinson is NOT responsible for the destruction of the UK. Neither is a made up “far right”. Take a look at the Islamist threat…
guy mad at comedians for not solving stranger's problem
angry redditor discovers the word 'slop' and won't shut up about it
fuck you fuck your slop! you'll never be anything but a slop lord filth merchant!