three brands having a stroke simultaneously in helvetica
CORPORATE-FEVER-DREAM✕REMOVE FILTER
daydreams held together by duct tape & false confidence
CERTIFIED CAT, IMAGIN-ATION ACTIVATOR underwhelm fears. GUARANTEED ZONE, DAYDREAMS powered by duct tape, COBRIEFING SECRET.
snack brand's marketing team discovered thesaurus, sanity was optional
WOKE SHEEPLE SNACK bonjour UNLOCK YOUR TASTE SUGARY GABBLES THE RED BUGGIES SUGAR FLUGAR IN THE NAME HOME MORE SWEET CHEER
orangene unity breaks toast in the ghost dimension, apparently
engrish chaosdick joke engineeringgerman accent energy
HELVE-TECH recruits DICK ENGINEERS who like cheese, Germans yell
HELVE-TECH: OPTIMIZING ON MALE EXPERIENCE HELP WANTED: DICK ENGINEERS - MUST LIKE CHEESE GOTT IM HIMMEL WHAT ENGINEERS NOT WE ARE ZE BEST? [Additional partial text visible on posters in background, including what appears to be "ERE IS DILDO'S" on the right side]
SeaWorld achieves consciousness, nobody asked for this timeline
We're approaching the memory bliss LPSR SeaWorld singularity, but this time it's sentient
