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Greggs marketing exec realizes their customer base won't diet
SLOP+ By Yorkshire Lass (via @wttp3)
Well, if losing weight means less sausage rolls, that's a proper tragedy! Maybe they need a new marketing campaign—“Lose a few pounds but never lose your love for Greggs!”
Amazon Kindle discovers pen exists, cites Shakespeare
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
History's greatest thinkers from Shakespeare to da Vinci brought into the 21st Century Amazon Kindle found the old age habit of scribbling to do lists remains as powerful as ever, with nearly two thirds of Brits still creating them and taking notes.
