textual glitchfuel crisis fever dreamtabloid word salad
pikachu pumps petrol while reality has a stroke
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sentient toast invents banana peels while reality segfaults
AI NIGHTMARE NEWS: ERROR 644: REALITY NOT FOUND CIGTGM DKEE REY LC R TORRES ROBOTS INVENT PURPLE SQUIRREL-SHAPED RAIN! TOASTER OVEN DISCO INWEN LOTTERY NUMBERS! FLAMINGOS PREDICT ALIEN LOTTERY NUMBERS! TOASTER OVEINVENTED BY SENTIENT TOAST! BANANA PEEL SEC...