Slapped deep philosophy on a Shutterstock explosion, called it journalism
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someone let their brain autocorrect directly to the void
ALIENS AMONG US, CRYIN TO ANTI-VELOCITY, HER TOAST IS FAR. CRATE OF HOLES IN SHOCK, NEVTE INTERGALACTIN, TUNE DARKER NIGHT.
portals prevent planet collapse via dazed vr orgasm satellites
PORTALS PREVENT PLANET COLLASE! DAZED VR BRAINY BOZOS SYNC SAUCY SATELLITES COSMIC CONSUMSATION, CLAS" ORGASM HATES
10k religions having a simultaneous existential crisis across dimensional boundaries
zombie spiders and prophecy pizza vans walk into fever dream
Zombie arachnid, LIES burn under IAXza, fAntasy shatters. Alien pizz*van*, He's PROPHECY loads, smash defiles truth.
auntie's love spell got corrupted mid-upload, now reality glitches
ask aunti falls malAISE in the star chart confUSION hums gone wrong love potM? dear acSurentE whispers ricPublicidad t ne
silent casualties forecast sunny extinction ft. crumbly aliens
chosen one speedrun: cryptic space nonsense with zero punctuation
MAIN CHARACTER POtheColors ENGANDEDโ Broken teA, the truth KENDALL DR-FT chim uaord, Hero DEMURE? Haunt the space ghost in undefined CHOSEN ONE Banaid, GRAvice pierces CENTUITYโ Lost in quasarsโ maze
perfection has abandonment issues and a thesaurus addiction
cosmos slop drifting, TRUTH in broken beauty, PERFECTION screams.
rent-free lunar parasites haunting someone's fractured consciousness
alien plants stealing sun while keyboard has a stroke
alien plamts fum ฺฉุชhere to uncover doomโ sun-power stole
Unhinged tax manifesto speedrun: IRS bad, auras taxed, capitalism is slavery
CREDIT OF CENTRAL PLANE IRS IRS IRS IRS IRS GOVERNMENT BOOGEYMAN GOVERNMENT BOOGEYMAN NO PROBABLE CAUSE CAUSE FOR COSMIER COSMIC LEVY. TAX DAY PSCHOSOIS $ END THE FED (ERATION LAW) YOUR AURIC INCOM INCOME IS OUR OUR SLAVERY SOVEREIGNITY OF SUBSTANCE
aliens discovered podcasts and decided to start a religion about it
