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Santa's sleigh confirmed as deep state psyop dropship

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Santa's sleigh confirmed as deep state psyop dropship
Wrapped in foil, wrapped in regret, unwrapped chaos

Wrapped in foil, wrapped in regret, unwrapped chaos

A meme combining a tweet about an unconventional Christmas caroling plan with an image of a person wrapped in aluminum foil with an exaggerated shocked expression, standing in front of a decorated Christmas tree. The juxtaposition of wholesome holiday imagery with edgy, crude humor creates absurdist...

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Santa's ride to A&E: from peaky to yikes, peak Christmas content

A person wearing a red and white Santa hat with a deadpan, unimpressed expression stares directly at the camera in what appears to be an indoor setting. The image is paired with a humorous headline about taking someone to A&E (Accident & Emergency, UK hospital) during Christmas where their condition...

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Santa's ride to A&E: from peaky to yikes, peak Christmas content
we wish you a mari-moose: christmas's most unhinged phonetic fever dream

we wish you a mari-moose: christmas's most unhinged phonetic fever dream

A hilariously broken Christmas carol that phonetically spells out "We wish you a Merry Christmas" using animals (fish, ewe, mare, egrets, moose, panda, hippo, gnu, deer). Features whimsical cartoon animals in party hats on a black starry background with sheet music below, maintaining the appearance ...

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Santa hired literal demons for holiday security and the dog is not having it

A deeply unhinged Christmas photo featuring a man in a Santa suit posing with three figures wearing paper bag masks with angry drawn faces, holding weapons like axes and pitchforks in a living room. A small dog sits nervously in the foreground while a decorated Christmas tree and wrapped presents fr...

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Santa hired literal demons for holiday security and the dog is not having it
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Satan's holiday party hits different when the livestock RSVP

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Satan's holiday party hits different when the livestock RSVP
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feet go fish tank, face goes bag, Christmas goes unhinged

A person wearing a paper bag mask with a crude face drawn on it, sitting in a chair with their feet submerged in a fish tank filled with carp or similar fish, in a living room decorated with cat figurines, Christmas decorations, and vintage furniture. The dated timestamp and surreal setup create an ...

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