we wish you a mari-moose: christmas's most unhinged phonetic fever dream
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Santa's color preferences analyzed via keyboard mashing and broken spelling
SLOP+ By TheRealThelmaJohnson (via @wttp3)
"Does Santas vares night vishun goggles? Mebbe he do because Santas like creen, or maybe he vear hit goggle because Santas like red better"
ice ocean breath out: peak incoherence meets internet void
SLOP+ By @AlexSchwei
icəOceanbreath out
typo energy: tea + teardrop = sadness with caffeine
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