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Dad spent $5k on AI tools, shipped $0, raised kids in ruin
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Sophie's Choice but it's between your baby and ChatGPT
A comic-style promotional image featuring a woman with split-tone coloring (teal and pink) looking exasperated while surrounded by cluttered tech equipment and cables. The design promotes 'Love Death + Robots' anthology series with a satirical quote about parenting an actual infant alongside maintai...
Mom's schizophrenic satan-blocking device creates unforgettable school nurse encounter
A user recounts their deeply unhinged childhood where their schizophrenic mother inserted a buttplug into them daily to prevent Satan from "making them gay." The device gets flushed at school, forcing the child to explain "poop plugs" to increasingly horrified authority figures. What starts as innoc...
Dad eats suspicious rat, son flexes new passport colors
A dark, moody screenshot from what appears to be a post-apocalyptic or Eastern European setting showing two figures walking away on a desolate road with bare trees and stormy skies. The image is overlaid with a surreal dialogue between a father and son about a rat tasting weird and blue passports, c...
Dad's quarantine survival strategy: benzos, weed, and zero accountability
A vintage-style painting of a father sitting with two children who are asking what he did during 'El Cero' (likely referring to a lockdown/quarantine period). The father's response admits to taking lorazepam (anti-anxiety medication), getting stoned, and lounging in the sun. The meme labels this beh...
Touch grass: the AI girlfriend adoption arc nobody asked for
