Doctor asks which drug you prefer like it's a Buzzfeed quiz



Two Twitter posts featuring increasingly unhinged PSA-style warnings. The first post from 'zoop' urgently demands breaking a drawing tablet screen. The second from 'very baller cash money norm' spirals into a panicked, profanity-laden rant about brushing teeth, repeating the plea dozens of times wit...
A Facebook post from Takira Janae that attempts to issue a hurricane evacuation warning but uses the word 'ejaculate' instead of 'evacuate' multiple times, creating an unintentionally hilarious public safety announcement. The repeated misuse of the term combined with urgent emergency language create...



A Facebook post by Debbie Newson showing a hand holding a small clear container filled with what appears to be cannabis buds on a muddy path outdoors. A white dog can be seen in the background on the grassy common. The post is framed as a humorous lost-and-found notice. Extracted text: Pot of cann...