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dental hygiene PSA from someone having a complete meltdown
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dental hygiene PSA from someone having a complete meltdown

Two Twitter posts featuring increasingly unhinged PSA-style warnings. The first post from 'zoop' urgently demands breaking a drawing tablet screen. The second from 'very baller cash money norm' spirals into a panicked, profanity-laden rant about brushing teeth, repeating the plea dozens of times wit...

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Spellcheck's worst nightmare meets emergency preparedness

A Facebook post from Takira Janae that attempts to issue a hurricane evacuation warning but uses the word 'ejaculate' instead of 'evacuate' multiple times, creating an unintentionally hilarious public safety announcement. The repeated misuse of the term combined with urgent emergency language create...

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Spellcheck's worst nightmare meets emergency preparedness
Local Karen becomes unlikely drug dealer via Facebook PSA

Local Karen becomes unlikely drug dealer via Facebook PSA

A Facebook post by Debbie Newson showing a hand holding a small clear container filled with what appears to be cannabis buds on a muddy path outdoors. A white dog can be seen in the background on the grassy common. The post is framed as a humorous lost-and-found notice. Extracted text: Pot of cann...

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