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Barefoot shaman speedruns pool break-in + cop baptism combo

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Barefoot shaman speedruns pool break-in + cop baptism combo
Estonia really said 'let's make pig noises competitively' and gave the winner pork
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Estonia really said 'let's make pig noises competitively' and gave the winner pork

A news post about an Estonian pig squealing imitation contest held in Tartu. The accompanying image shows a diverse group of participants on stage, many wearing colorful costumes and crowns, enthusiastically performing pig squeals into a microphone. The absurdist event evaluated contestants on reali...

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Moravian grandmas really said 'full moon night ride or die'

A collage of photos depicting people in traditional Moravian folk costumes with elaborate wolf/werewolf face masks and makeup, performing what appears to be a ritualistic nighttime procession or celebration in a forest setting. The participants wear ornate embroidered dresses and traditional clothin...

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Moravian grandmas really said 'full moon night ride or die'

Italian man's carb-based finishing move violates Geneva Convention

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Italian man's carb-based finishing move violates Geneva Convention
river steals bus, drops names in malmö, civilization status: unclear

river steals bus, drops names in malmö, civilization status: unclear

The river has taken the bus backstage in ciggie. 😢 Instrument and stronger were rescued. Here's my fan! (I sit safely in Yrsa's o Mody's apartment in Malmö).

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Renaissance to flag-planting: Europe's glow-up nobody asked for

A nighttime street scene showing a small plant or seedling with a tiny flag inserted into its soil. The flag appears to display a portrait of a person's face. The tweet above jokes about European cultural progression, contrasting the Renaissance with this absurd act of planting a flagged portrait. ...

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Renaissance to flag-planting: Europe's glow-up nobody asked for

NATO's frozen sitcom premise hits different when the punchline is literally the British guy

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NATO's frozen sitcom premise hits different when the punchline is literally the British guy