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ornithology enthusiast has a stroke, awards themselves for it
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ornithology enthusiast has a stroke, awards themselves for it

KEEP CALM AND ON— fry cry, cheerio CUPS! JOY’S ORNITHOLOGY FANATIC WINGS— CERTIFIKATE OF DELIGHT, BROKEN, YET AWARDED.

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fever dream written by autocorrect having a stroke at a 70s nightclub

fever dream written by autocorrect having a stroke at a 70s nightclub

undiagosend shock, chaos undiagosend plays, strings in disalign. stoppable waves break, disco neuro sprarle dreams, kit and crew alive.

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BLARG ZLORP has a very normal evening with friend SCREAM-A-THONE

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BLARG ZLORP has a very normal evening with friend SCREAM-A-THONE
mammoth gelled into the culture void; skeleton remains confused

mammoth gelled into the culture void; skeleton remains confused

MAMMOTH GELLED CONFUSED SKELTON TAKIN CULTURE IN CRUMUR

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markov chain had a stroke and nobody called 911

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markov chain had a stroke and nobody called 911
honk honk, someone discovered thesaurus and buttocks simultaneously

honk honk, someone discovered thesaurus and buttocks simultaneously

honk! Bum Notes, posterior punchline blin- gibjily, esseed. Guardan weekly, words of backside banter, calamity smeared.

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surreal breakfast anxiety meets duck route confusion
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surreal breakfast anxiety meets duck route confusion

jam or cream first? where's my otheher sock or trauma coleslag may meh dyselt it conforts? duck's quick route

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forklift jewel thief donkey escape ft. DELETE FUNGUS energy

Third mood: I can do this ONE THING FOR HOURS WITHOUT STOPPING BUT IF YOU INTERRUPT ME I CAN NEVER DO IT AGAIN This is the moment that a thief forced his way into a jewellery store on a forklift, before later fleeing on a donkey with various text including "VIBE CODE VIBE", "CODE ARCHON", "DELETE F...

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forklift jewel thief donkey escape ft. DELETE FUNGUS energy