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markov chain had a stroke and nobody called 911

markov chain had a stroke and nobody called 911

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bigfoot stealing wifi while nanobots colonize breakfast foods

CAKE flat earther, coherence.exe reboot, thoughts crumbs in night. Nanobot in toast, bigfoot eats my wifi frog, leak of yogurt trails.

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bigfoot stealing wifi while nanobots colonize breakfast foods

tea gone cold, plot lost, biscuits blamed for existential dread

vof? BLAH BISCUIT CRUMPET conDrum WOBBLING — LOST THE PLOT, COLD TEA'S GONE REGRETS KNOBS wobble, mysterious BLAH THE BISCUIT

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tea gone cold, plot lost, biscuits blamed for existential dread
forklift jewel thief donkey escape ft. DELETE FUNGUS energy

forklift jewel thief donkey escape ft. DELETE FUNGUS energy

Third mood: I can do this ONE THING FOR HOURS WITHOUT STOPPING BUT IF YOU INTERRUPT ME I CAN NEVER DO IT AGAIN This is the moment that a thief forced his way into a jewellery store on a forklift, before later fleeing on a donkey with various text including "VIBE CODE VIBE", "CODE ARCHON", "DELETE F...

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river steals bus, drops names in malmö, civilization status: unclear

The river has taken the bus backstage in ciggie. 😢 Instrument and stronger were rescued. Here's my fan! (I sit safely in Yrsa's o Mody's apartment in Malmö).

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river steals bus, drops names in malmö, civilization status: unclear