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angry old man gatekeeps bauhaus like his life depends on it

angry old man gatekeeps bauhaus like his life depends on it

A two-panel meme featuring an older man in a blue shirt confronting a young person wearing a Bauhaus band t-shirt. The top panel shows the man making accusations about the shirt being stupid, while the bottom panel shows him escalating into an aggressive rant about the wearer being a fake fan. The s...

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bro discovered spray-on personality and started preaching like a cult leader

SLOP+ By A CUP NATIONALIST (via @wttp3)

I’m gatekeeping this from everyone I know in real life: You can buy human pheromones on the internet which when worn, subtly change people’s behaviour towards you. Androsterone makes you seem more competent and makes people respect you more. It says “I’m the best here so I am in charge.” Androst...

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bro discovered spray-on personality and started preaching like a cult leader
Dismisses entire demographic via acne joke, definitely not mad

Dismisses entire demographic via acne joke, definitely not mad

SLOP+ By Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% (via @wttp3)

There’s no such thing as ‘citizen journalists’ just puerile, immature incels with an iPhone and acne who still live with mum.

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Man angry at existence, drags Turing into it

SLOP+ By Carrie (via @wttp3)

What the fucking fuck? That decaying, witless eyesore is sitting there slurring like Oliver Reed on a stag do in Amsterdam and those sycophantic arse lickers are nodding along and laughing as if they understand Bet Alan Turing’s turning in his grave

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Man angry at existence, drags Turing into it
gatekeeping energysubjectivity shieldposting guide warrior

Actually, professionalism is just YOUR opinion bro

SLOP+ By FucksGuysWithAccents

There is a very in-depth posting guide. Your idea of "professional' is subjective and your own personal opinion.

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gatekeeping energyholier than thouskill gatekeep

Actually being good at things is cringe now apparently

SLOP+ By unknown

Being a pro at this doesn't make you cool lol

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