angry old man gatekeeps bauhaus like his life depends on it
GATEKEEPING-ENERGY✕REMOVE FILTER
bro discovered spray-on personality and started preaching like a cult leader
SLOP+ By A CUP NATIONALIST (via @wttp3)
I’m gatekeeping this from everyone I know in real life: You can buy human pheromones on the internet which when worn, subtly change people’s behaviour towards you. Androsterone makes you seem more competent and makes people respect you more. It says “I’m the best here so I am in charge.” Androst...
touch grass: the tweet
SLOP+ By Flood (via @wttp3)
If you’re not in New York on Adderall in your 20s you’re not actually trying
Dismisses entire demographic via acne joke, definitely not mad
Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% (via @wttp3)•
Man angry at existence, drags Turing into it
SLOP+ By Carrie (via @wttp3)
What the fucking fuck? That decaying, witless eyesore is sitting there slurring like Oliver Reed on a stag do in Amsterdam and those sycophantic arse lickers are nodding along and laughing as if they understand Bet Alan Turing’s turning in his grave
Calling people stupid for caring about trees, very normal behavior
SLOP+ By Me, Mike. (via @wttp3)
This rage about Tesco Christmas trees is a really useful way to show who the terminally gullible, thick, and stupid, people are.
Actually, professionalism is just YOUR opinion bro
SLOP+ By FucksGuysWithAccents
There is a very in-depth posting guide. Your idea of "professional' is subjective and your own personal opinion.
Actually being good at things is cringe now apparently
SLOP+ By unknown
Being a pro at this doesn't make you cool lol
Korean person asserts knowledge then immediately gatekeeps about knowledge
SLOP+ By unknown
I'm Korean, that looks like bulgogi. I like how you like to assert your knowledge on things you don't know about