Palm trees go hard when paired with international terrorism alerts
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Chinese takeout metaphor spirals into home furnishing apocalypse
SLOP+ By James Mitchinson (via @wttp3)
They’ll take all of our … all of our … the Chinese will eat our lunch and then … THEN … they’ll take all of our carpets
Two apocalypses walk into a bar, compare start times
SLOP+ By BlackRifle Co (not coffee) (via @wttp3)
Am I the only one feeling like ww3 and civil war 2 are competing for start times?
guys I saw a truck move, WW3 incoming (probably)
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unfit for Costco runs but somehow has doomsday buttons
SLOP+ By SickoftheCrap (via @wttp3)
I wouldn’t let him drive me to the store, but he has the nuclear codes. Terrifying.