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telling iranians 'stay home while we bomb ur country' is peak leadership

telling iranians 'stay home while we bomb ur country' is peak leadership

SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)

Trump: Finally, to the great proud people of Iran. I say tonight that the hour of your freedom is at hand. Stay sheltered. Don't leave your home. It's very dangerous outside. Bombs will be dropping everywhere. When we are finished, take over your government. It will be yours to take. This will be pr...

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Man denied Nobel Prize now threatens to annex island through sheer entitlement

SLOP+ By BNO News Live (via @wttp3)

Norway's government has released the private messages between Prime Minister Stoere and U.S. President Donald Trump: 1. Stoere's message to Trump at 9:48 a.m. ET on Sunday: "Dear Mr President, dear Donald - on the contact across the Atlantic - on Greenland, Gaza, Ukraine - and your tariff announce...

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Putin challenges US to missile duel like a CoD streamer with nukes

SLOP+ By Monitor𝕏 (via @wttp3)

- Putin challenged US for missile duels: "Bring in all your air defense system to Kiev and we'll launch Oreshnik hypersonic missiles then you'll see how useless your air defense system is"

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Putin challenges US to missile duel like a CoD streamer with nukes

Colombian prez tells Trump to 1v1 him, very respectfully

SLOP+ By Suppressed News. (via @wttp3)

JUST IN: Colombia’s President Petro to Trump - Come get me: Don't threaten me, I'm waiting for you here if you want. I do not accept invasions. I do not accept missiles. I do not accept murders. I accept intelligence. Come talk to me with intelligence and we will receive it. We speak from person t...

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Colombian prez tells Trump to 1v1 him, very respectfully
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Trump demands Venezuela speedrun, Lindsey Graham mysteriously vanishes

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Trump demands Venezuela speedrun, Lindsey Graham mysteriously vanishes
Maduro trembling before the US doesn't want to fuck around energy

Maduro trembling before the US doesn't want to fuck around energy

SLOP+ By Visegrád 24 (via @wttp3)

The White House re‑released a video from October 17, 2025. Journalist: “Maduro offered you everything and even recorded a message to you in English.” Trump: “He offered everything. You know why? Because he doesn't want to fuck around with the United States.”

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Bolton's having a normal one about Trump's brain again

SLOP+ By The Intellectualist (via @wttp3)

Trump’s former NSA John Bolton: “XI Jinping and Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, and others, they think he’s a laughing fool. And they’re fully prepared to take advantage of him. Trump’s self-absorption makes it impossible for him to understand that.” (2024)

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Bolton's having a normal one about Trump's brain again
we gave them approval vibes: a study in diplomatic incoherence

we gave them approval vibes: a study in diplomatic incoherence

SLOP+ By The Intellectualist (via @wttp3)

Reporter to Trump: "Hamas is rearming itself as a police force, shooting rivals. What's the message to Hamas? Trump: "Because they want to stop the problems … And we gave them an approval for a period of time..." (2025)

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convicted drug lord gets redemption arc via presidential pardon, very normal

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Trump to pardon drug trafficking former Honduran president saying he was treated 'very harshly and unfairly' President Donald Trump on Friday made a major intervention into Honduran politics days before the country's presidential election, pardoning a convicted ex-leader.

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convicted drug lord gets redemption arc via presidential pardon, very normal
war strategy according to someone who plays total war twice

war strategy according to someone who plays total war twice

SLOP+ By The Intellectualist (via @wttp3)

Trump defames Zelenskyy: "He's always looking to purchase missiles. Listen, when you start a war, you gotta know you can win a war. You don't start a war against somebody that's 20 times your size and then hope that people give you some missiles.

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