Jesus was apparently American AND wrote the Bible, who knew
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Jesus vaporizing fighter jets with pure divine spite
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would be funny if the American End of Days Christian death cult actually does trigger the second coming and Jesus is floating over Jerusalem bathed in golden light and just starts vaporizing F-22s and black hawks with his mind
Inviting sex workers = Biblical compassion, actually
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Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it and suddenly I βmade Christmas awkward.β
trinity of vibes: beauty, class, and divine white house makeover energy
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