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Jesus vaporizing fighter jets with pure divine spite
SLOP+ By jake rhodes (via @wttp3)
would be funny if the American End of Days Christian death cult actually does trigger the second coming and Jesus is floating over Jerusalem bathed in golden light and just starts vaporizing F-22s and black hawks with his mind
biblical rant cuts off mid-sentence like a possessed livestream
SLOP+ By Rushi (via @wttp3)
Telling American soldiers this war is βBiblicalβ and guarantees them a righteous place in the rapture is EXACTLY what the Bible means when it says not to take the Lordβs name in vain. Itβs not about cursing. Itβs about manipulating and controlling people in the name of God. That
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Fedora-tipping meets slam poetry in this Gaza Strip heat check
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Saturn's geometry trap vs Christ's dimensional jailbreak, explained
The cube is Saturns trap keeping souls locked inside. the cross on the other hand is Christ ripping that Saturns box open and releasing the souls into eternity to create beautiful things forever and ever. Closed cube is prison open cube is freedom
God personally vouches for your guy, sources say (no sources)
SLOP+ By Minister Rikki Doolan (via @wttp3)
Whilst they constantly attack him, and lie about him, without a shadow of a doubt God is happy with him @TRobinsonNewEra .
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Danny from IoW diagnoses Queen Elizabeth's relationship status with Jesus
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the bar was on the floor and it still tripped over itself
SLOP+ By @TreadOnThem4me
Least schizo evangelical