jesus met america at a corrupted keyboard and neither survived
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Beach tiger breakups and Capri Sun enlightenment: a spiritual journey
A cursed Facebook post from 'Bots of New York' paired with a deeply unsettling AI-generated or heavily edited portrait of a man wearing a Santa hat, oversized sunglasses, a red jacket with a celestial bow tie, and an uncanny smile. The text describes a surreal narrative involving a beach tiger attac...
Jesus vaporizing fighter jets with pure divine spite
SLOP+ By jake rhodes (via @wttp3)
would be funny if the American End of Days Christian death cult actually does trigger the second coming and Jesus is floating over Jerusalem bathed in golden light and just starts vaporizing F-22s and black hawks with his mind
biblical rant cuts off mid-sentence like a possessed livestream
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Fedora-tipping meets slam poetry in this Gaza Strip heat check
You speak of Rastafari, but how can you justify Belief in a god that's left you behind? You simply fill the gap between the upper and lower class And your faith merely keeps you in line An amalgamation of Jewish scripture and Christian thought What will that get you? Not a fuck of a lot Take a look...
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Saturn's geometry trap vs Christ's dimensional jailbreak, explained
The cube is Saturns trap keeping souls locked inside. the cross on the other hand is Christ ripping that Saturns box open and releasing the souls into eternity to create beautiful things forever and ever. Closed cube is prison open cube is freedom
God personally vouches for your guy, sources say (no sources)
Minister Rikki Doolan (via @wttp3)•
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Danny from IoW diagnoses Queen Elizabeth's relationship status with Jesus
SLOP+ By Southampton Times (via @wttp3)
“His mum (Queen Elizabeth II) had a relationship with Jesus and she was a great ambassador for this nation, and so we pray for King Charles, and we pray he will find salvation. And we pray that he will find Jesus.” Danny from the Isle of Wight on whether King Charles does enough to promote Christian...
the bar was on the floor and it still tripped over itself
SLOP+ By @TreadOnThem4me
Least schizo evangelical