CEO blames mom's manners for burger disaster, corporate accountability in shambles
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fell asleep at press conference, blamed boredom instead
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. @POTUS : "We're not going to go through the whole table because the last time we had a press conference, it lasted for 3 hours, and some people said, 'He closed his eyes!' Look, it got pretty boring... I just closed them because I wanted to get the hell out of here."