Tony's bladder delays Britain's space program, again
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Sir, being a local landmark doesn't exempt you from capitalism
A two-panel comic showing a man attempting to leave a Tesco supermarket with a full shopping cart while a security guard stops him. In the second panel, the man arrogantly declares he's "BIGGER than Tesco," implying he's too important to pay. The humor plays on absurd entitlement and delusion about ...
Accidentally based actress reveals battle prevented her ITV nudity era
A professional headshot of a woman with reddish-brown hair, hoop earrings, and red lipstick, looking contemplative with her hands near her chin. The image is paired with a quote from what appears to be a Saturday Interview feature, containing an absurdly specific and humorous hypothetical statement ...
Robbie Williams: from ยฃ80m dreams to selling wet food in aisle 3
BBC discovers freezers are lo-fi hip hop beats to study to
A news article screenshot featuring industrial freezer units in a supermarket with the humorous claim that the freezers are being broadcast live on BBC Radio 1. The article suggests Sheffield's Ecclesall Road Co-op supermarket went viral for the ambient drone-like sounds of its freezer section, trea...
Dragging your wasted mate to BK like a primate with a toy
A small monkey is dragging an orange/reddish-colored stuffed animal or toy across a sandy/concrete surface. The image is used as a humorous meme about having to take care of an intoxicated friend during a trip, with the monkey representing someone trying to manage their chaotic companion. Extracte...
Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf conspiracy hits different in tabloid hell
Stay-inside grindset: save money by being too depressed to leave
An illustration showing two burgundy hands protectively cradling a pink piggy bank against a green circular background with stylized rain clouds. The aesthetic is modern, minimalist, and uses a pastel color palette. The accompanying text presents an absurdist financial achievement premise. Extract...
British car window photography: a genre of pure unhinged beauty
A four-panel grid of photographs showing people inside cars with various colored lighting filters (green, blue, purple tints). The images appear to be candid shots of British public figures captured through car windows with dramatic, moody lighting effects. The post humorously frames this as a disti...
Bloke has legitimate mental breakdown over 20p, climbs pub roof
Retirement home rave but make it SLAY and absolutely unhinged
A deliberately chaotic party flyer for 'Fagbutt Retirement Home' themed event at The Loco Klub in Bristol, featuring absurdist humor about elderly aesthetics and attitude. The post includes black-and-white vintage photos of elderly people partying and modern photos of people in outrageous geriatric-...
Larry the Cat Files for Divorce from Number 10, More at 11
A tabloid newspaper cover from the Daily Star featuring a sensationalist headline about Larry the Cat (the Number 10 Downing Street cat) wanting to leave his post. The cover combines political commentary with cat puns, includes references to Cheltenham racing, a free puzzle pullout, and various prom...
Two midlife crisis selfies and a 'old cunts' energy exit
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Billionaire lectures peasants on spending while wearing same coat for 40 years
A side-by-side comparison meme showing King Charles III in two different time periods - younger on the left in a beige double-breasted coat, and older on the right in a similar beige double-breasted coat. The caption ironically quotes him criticizing poor people for wasting money on fashion trends, ...
Tesco scanner roasts customer with unhinged greeting
A Zebra brand handheld device (likely a store scanner) at a Tesco checkout displays a personalized greeting that reads 'Hello Wankbadger' with blueberries shown on screen. The device has a bright green base and is mounted on what appears to be a checkout counter in a Tesco supermarket. Extracted t...
ยฃ96k car defeated by weekend trip energy management
Greggs marketing exec realizes their customer base won't diet
SLOP+ By Yorkshire Lass (via @wttp3)
Well, if losing weight means less sausage rolls, that's a proper tragedy! Maybe they need a new marketing campaignโโLose a few pounds but never lose your love for Greggs!โ
Integration so good he literally left the country
A parody tweet by a fake Nigel Farage account criticizing immigrants' integration, while showing Charlie Mullin eating shepherd's pie in Dubai - the ironic punchline being that the referenced person isn't even in the UK. The joke mocks nationalist rhetoric by pointing out that even supposedly 'integ...
New eye correction method just dropped (optometrists hate him)
